Planned Release Date: January 2026

About This Game

A retelling of a tale as old as time. Young Scout gets transported to a magical otherworld and has to return home through cunning, intelligence, and resolve. Along their way, they meet powerful allies and nasty enemies. This time, it's got a thoroughly comedic sensibility, with every step of the way being witty, offbeat, and absurd. And it won't be a walk in the park either, you'll have to use all of the capabilities of up to five potential party members, each of which requires strategy and precise timing to pull off. There's over a hundred enemies to defeat, over a hundred people to meet, over four unique areas to explore, and you also kill Nazis.

A turn-based party-combat Comedy RPG with skill-based quicktime elements.

Ok, now that the game has been sufficiently described, the A Warning:

DO NOT PLAY WONDERLANDERS IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FOLLOWING.

This game contains gameplay elements such as:

Walking in up to four directions.

Talking to npcs.

Battling monsters.

There are also jokings, gags, puns, and absurd things.

Combat:

Enemies can smell fear and taste terror, you may become surrounded if your fear is too much.

The player characters may become afflicted by certain status effects, such as Fire, Frozen, Stunned, Heartburn, An Annoying Song, Cute Trap, Dance Fever, Purple, and another one...

Instead of attacking alone, friends can combine their attacks into a stronger one!

Progression:

A flexible leveling system allowing you to allocate experience points individually into... a number... of stats.

In addition to the main Character, there are 9 companions that can join the quest, some only briefly, but some permanently, helping in battle with unique abilities, and occasionally chiming in to conversations.

Content:

Wonderlanders contains content that may be offensive to some people, such as:

A forest level.

Caves.

Dog people.

Mentions of someone named Carrotface.

Combining a barelyeth comprehensibleth dialecteth of Shakethspearethean Englisheth with the speecheth of the catseth of lols, it doeseth it!

Negative depictions of a fast food restaurant, including soda stained floors.

Gnome Hitler.

Gnome Hitler.

Gnome Hitler.

OH NO!!! I'VE SUMMONED GNOME HITLER! HE'S EATTTING ME!!! HELP...

*Found in a second piece, as if it was written much later.*

All kidding aside, Wonderlanders is intended for most players of retro-inspired 2d RPGs, was inspired heavily by Undertale/Deltarune (see El Turneda and also the logo) and actually started development with the delightfully insane premise "Earthbound with dungeons."

Its probably family friendly, but it does have some somewhat dark humor and cartoon blood. There aren't actual Nazis, just a group of gnomes (read: Interdimensional Alien People) who represent a very heavily mocked cartoonification of Nazi ideology. Up to one person, and in one possible playthrough, a child, can be kidnapped and eaten by wolves (this is not including the main character and one other character, who are also children, and can die by wolf). There are implications of mental illness attached to the randomly violent actions of one character. Swearing occurs in the story, but no swear worse than frick is ever on screen or in the audio, though players who know the swears used can figure out what they are if they think about it.