Planned Release Date: Q2 2026

About This Game

Func Key is a word-y roguelike deck builder where the deck is your keyboard!

Welcome to the fast-paced world of clickbait journalism. You are a professional "slop" writer, tasked with churning out one word articles to satisfy the bottomless hunger of the internet. But you have a secret weapon: a crippling obsession with high-end mechanical keyboards.

Customize your board with two distinct upgrade types that change how you play.

• Function keys: decorate your keyboard with cute function keys that boost your articles. Gain views for recently used letters, short words, long words, and many more unique combinations!

• Key caps: snap these on to letter keys to buff neighbors. Optimize your QWERTY keyboard to create clusters of super powered letters, regions protected from corporate overreach, or just make it look good!

Choose your career path and perks along the way.

• Play it safe and risk getting put on a performance improvement plan, or go for the moonshot with brutal performance reviews and stellar perks.

Explore the a quirky internet world of artisan keycaps.

• Buy new key caps and function keys from Slick Keys. Watch out for seasonal sales!

• Tear down and re-build your keyboard at Keybench. Re-roll, swap, move, duplicate and more!