Rise from peasant dentist to royal healer in this quirky medieval dental simulation RPG. Treat patients, upgrade tools, improve your clinic, expand your knowledge, and restore Princess Penelope’s legendarily awful smile, all while facing sabotage from a jealous prince.

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Planned Release Date: March 2026

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About This Game

Become Passus Pulpum: A humble peasant with a steady hand, one splintered toothpick, and a dream to save the mouths of the people of Bocalia (and maybe win the heart of the Princess while he's at it).

Royal Dental is a quirky dental simulation RPG where you diagnose ailments, pull teeth, perform treatments, and rise through the social ranks of a kingdom that most certainly does not take oral hygiene seriously.

Treat peasants, servants, merchants, nobles, and eventually the beloved Princess Penelope Calahan herself, all while outsmarting the jealous Prince Daniel Silvertongue, who will do anything to sabotage your practice and steal your spotlight.

🦷 Treat Patients, Master the Craft

Each morning brings a new lineup of unfortunate mouths in need of help.
Diagnose conditions like cavities, rotten teeth, fractures, gum infection, and more.
Then decide how to approach each case:

  • Use anesthetic (or don’t… their screams build character)

  • Sanitize your tools

  • Pick the correct instrument

  • Perform the procedure

  • Waive the fee, charge a fair price, or gouge them for all they’ve got. Just remember the people of Bocalia talk.

Every choice affects patient happiness, outcomes, and your climb through the land’s social strata.

📈 Rise From Peasant Dentist to Royal Legend

Progress through distinct quadrants of Bocalia, from muddy peasant villages to the gold-trimmed halls of the Royal Palace.

Unlock new tools, learn advanced dental techniques, upgrade your clinic, and complete Tooth Trials to earn permanent Wisdom Tooth Buffs, powerful upgrades that help you in your craft.

Your journey from dirt-poor dentist to elite healer is driven entirely by your skill and decisions.

🕰️ The Daily Grind (Get it? Tooth Pun 😁)

Your daily routine is yours to shape. With action-based time progression, each day you can:

  • Treat as many patients as you can handle. Your reputation affects how many patients show up, and how much they trust you.

  • Visit the town square to buy tools and supplies, educational texts, and new furniture for your clinic.

  • Study dental texts to improve your techniques.

😈 A Rival Prince With Terrible Intentions

Prince Daniel Silvertongue is your persistent thorn.

He spreads rumors, steals your tools, disrupts patient flow, and grows more aggressive with his sabotage as you rise through the ranks.

💘 The Ultimate Treatment: Princess Penelope Calahan

Your final and greatest challenge.

Princess Penelope’s teeth are... well... legendarily awful. Restoring her smile will require everything you’ve learned, every upgraded tool you’ve bought, and every ounce of courage Passus has left.

Your success determines not just her fate, but your own.

🤢 A Very Immersive Audio Experience

Royal Dental doesn’t shy away from the sounds of medieval dentistry:

  • Crunching tooth extractions

  • Gagging, choking, and spitting from your patients

  • Drills, tooth scrapers, scalpels cutting flesh

  • Passus muttering, reacting, and talking through his day

  • Unique background music for every location in Bocalia

And if any of that makes your stomach turn, don’t worry. Music, voice lines, and all SFX can be turned off or volume-adjusted independently.

🌟 Key Features

  • 🦷 Story-driven dental simulation RPG

  • 📚 Learn and unlock medieval-inspired dental techniques

  • 💰 Earn gold, upgrade tools, improve your clinic

  • 👑 Progress through five societal tiers: Peasants → Royalty

  • 🎓 Complete Tooth Trials and earn permanent Wisdom Tooth Buffs

  • 📅 Daily action-based routine with free exploration choices

  • 🤕 Perform diagnoses, apply anesthetic, sanitize tools, and treat ailments

  • 😈 Battle sabotage, rumors, and rivalry from Prince Silvertongue

  • 💞 Treat Princess Penelope and win her heart

  • 📰 Check the daily newspaper to see the goings-on of the people and royalty of Bocalia

  • 📝 UI/text-driven design with humorous encounters and memorable NPCs

  • 🛠️ Minimalist visuals with stylized icons and character portraits

  • 🎧 Detailed dental SFX, patient reactions, voice lines, and background music with full volume control

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

The game uses a mix of both artist made and AI made art assets, as well as AI generated audio.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS *: Windows 7 SP1 (64-bit)
    • Processor: Dual-core CPU, 2.0 GHz
    • Memory: 1024 MB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated graphics (Intel HD 3000 or better)
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 150 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Any
    • Additional Notes: Game may not run correctly on systems with outdated GPU drivers. Update to the latest drivers if you encounter visual issues.
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
    • Processor: Dual-core CPU, 2.5 GHz or better
    • Memory: 2048 MB RAM
    • Graphics: Dedicated GPU with OpenGL 3.3+ support
    • Storage: 200 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Any
    • Additional Notes: Game is designed for widescreen displays and may appear letterboxed on 4:3 monitors.
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
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