Planned Release Date: December 2025

About This Game

You are drunken pirates exploring the sea with a very unstable physics boat and your movement affects its balance.
Find treasure using paper maps and haul it across a treacherous ocean in your pirate quest for riches.
1-4 players and yes, the treasure *will* fall on the way back, sorry!

• Sail a very unstable physics boat with your drunk friends to find treasure (1-4 players).

• Your movement affects the boat's balance. Balance your movement and steer the sails so it doesn't flip or crash.
  Every single step can tip the ship and send you and your treasure flying into the ocean!
  Don't fall off. Or drown. Or get eaten by sharks. Or leviathans.

• Look for treasure on treasure islands using treasure maps (but they are actually just paper maps with an X spot)

• Climb tangling ropes and camp out at campfires for the night to wait out storms and strong waves.

• Get drunk with your friends. Or just hit them with the bottle.

• Once your friend has finally figured out where the treasure is supposed to be, get ready to claim your riches!

• Haul the treasure back to your pirate outpost, and get rich! (but more probably stay poor cuz it'll fall on the way)

• Upgrade your boat to reach farther islands but all the treasure will probably still fall anyways!

• Each player has a parrot, and it'll sometimes repeat what you say, but in a very funny voice.

Pirate Panic!