A darkly comedic management sim that secretly hates its own genre. Featuring voiced NPCs, absurd missions, and bite-sized stories behind every shady favor. Run your pizza shop up front while your sketchy business runs out back. Smart and criminally self-aware - become that guy everyone knows.

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开发者的话:

为何要采用抢先体验这种模式?

“Early Access lets us build I Know a Guy alongside the players who actually get the joke. This game thrives on personality, absurdity, and community feedback - the more ideas we get from players, the better (and dumber) it becomes. From balancing sketchy missions to improving the pizza shop chaos, we want real reactions to shape the final experience.”

这款游戏的抢先体验状态大约持续多久?

“Our plan is to stay in Early Access for about 3 to 6 months. During that time, we’ll expand the open world, add new NPCs and missions, upgrade gameplay mechanics, and polish the humor and voice acting. The goal is to make sure every feature feels exactly as ridiculous - and completed - as intended.”

计划中的完整版本和抢先体验版本到底有多少不同?

“We plan to expand the world with additional NPC storylines, new sketchy activities, and more interactive areas over time. Dialogue systems may be refined to create a more personalized experience for players.”

抢先体验版本的现状如何?

“The current version includes the full pizza shop management loop, the most of the sketchy missions, voiced NPC interactions, and functional upgrade and reputation systems. It’s fully playable, funny, and weird - but still evolving with each update.”

在抢先体验期间和结束之后,游戏价格会有所不同吗?

“Yes, the price will go up once the full version launches. Early players who join during development deserve a better deal - and their feedback will directly help shape the final, polished chaos of I Know a Guy.”

在开发过程中,你们是如何计划让玩家社区参与进来的?

“We’ll keep players directly involved through our Discord community, Steam discussions, social media posts, and periodic feedback updates. Players can give ideas on new missions, NPC types, and quality-of-life improvements - plus we’ll regularly share behind-the-scenes dev logs, memes, and questionable pizza photos.”
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A darkly comedic management sim that secretly hates its own genre. Featuring voiced NPCs, absurd missions, and bite-sized stories behind every shady favor. Run your pizza shop up front while your sketchy business runs out back. Smart and criminally self-aware - become that guy everyone knows.

A Management Game with a Story? No Way!

You’ve inherited your dad’s pizza shop - and his missing-person case. He vanished a few months ago, the cops gave up, and now it’s your problem. Run your pizza shop, dodge questions, and do totally normal side gigs for weird NPCs. Maybe you’ll find your dad. Or become rich with better pizza margins.

Between pizza shifts and backdoor deals, you’ll meet characters who make therapy look like tax fraud.

Key Features

  • Dual-Life Management: Run a legitimate pizza shop up front while running questionable operations out back. Keep both worlds afloat without getting caught.

  • Mission-Based Progression: Take on NPC-driven jobs like forging IDs, cleaning evidence, or handling “special” deliveries. Every mission offers quick, story-packed chaos with unpredictable outcomes.

  • Reputation System: Balance your Front Score and Street Rep to maintain your image. Impress customers, earn shady trust, and unlock new tools, perks, and opportunities.

  • Upgrade & Expansion: Grow from a humble kitchen to a full fixer’s den. Upgrade your ovens, sealing machines, and secret workstations to handle bigger, dumber crimes.

  • NPC Interactions: Talk to fully voiced weirdos with branching dialogue, side stories, and questionable morals. Every conversation hides a new problem to “solve.”

  • Dirty Money Economy: Earn clean cash from pizzas and dirty cash from everything else. Mix, launder, and invest - just don’t let the numbers overlap.

  • Dark Web System: Browse illegal markets, buy forbidden gear, and accept high-risk jobs through your in-game PC. Every click feels like a bad idea - because it is.

  • Humor & Style: A high-production dark comedy wrapped in stylized 3D chaos. Self-aware, cinematic, and proudly ridiculous.

  • Fourth-Wall Dialogue: Your fully voiced main character constantly breaks the script, mocking the player, the game, and even his own bad decisions. Every line blurs the line between role and reality.

  • Pop Culture References: From crime classics to cult games, expect shameless nods, absurd parodies, and Easter eggs hidden in dialogue, posters, and even pizza toppings.

系统需求

    最低配置:
    • 操作系统: Windows 10
    • 处理器: AMD Ryzen 5 1600 or Intel Core i5-8400
    • 内存: 8 GB RAM
    • 显卡: Nvidia GTX 1060 or AMD Radeon RX580
    • 存储空间: 需要 6 GB 可用空间
    • 声卡: -
    推荐配置:
    • 操作系统: Windows 10 / Windows 11 (64-bit)
    • 处理器: AMD Ryzen 5 3600 or Intel Core i5-10400
    • 内存: 16 GB RAM
    • 显卡: Nvidia RTX 2060 or AMD Radeon RX 6600
    • 存储空间: 需要 6 GB 可用空间
    • 声卡: -
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