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🤘OPEN UP THIS ****IN PIT 🤘 

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^ i wrote that as a joke cause a metal song came up when i started writing, but i'm keeping it :v

ANYWAYS.

Yeah. Log in ya chuckle fu**. 

You're a cool ass Daemon, A computer program, given SENTIENCE, and now you got two options.

1. sit there and rot.

2. escape this hell hole. 

How are you a cool ass Daemon?

Well other than the *****in fact you have sentience (imagine your task bar on your computer having an attitude. Yeah. That.)

Since you KNOW you're a program, you can beat the system. Do things other programs can't.

Through the form of DLL's, and other cool ****

Well you should be. 

To make a long mf'in story short, I put a whole bag of jel- no. 

So. There's this dude. Heruselef (Don't ask) He comes ... bearing the gift of insanity. 

Entar (yeah that ****) ended up killing this dude, but not his thousand little dudelings.

And these dudelings swarmed Vidulyn, driving all the record bots INSANE, because. well. yeah they want to record everything, and how do you record something you can't even mentally accept?

Yeah were doin that. 

BASICALLY, you're playing inside that machine as its losing its mind, and shutting down. 

Your job is to escape... the machine. (don't ask x2)

While attempting to escape this machine, you traverse the deep net, engage in jolly cooperation with your fellow daemons, and fight off anti-virus' and rogue programs that have lost their way since yaknow, the machine is going psychotic. 

The hell does that mean for YOU!?

Well. At the current moment, Daemon Protocol takes place on Discord (because I hate myself.)

In Short:

• Join The Discord

• Enable Private Messages, React to the bot

• The bot sends you a link.

• You listen to some Bs, and then make a character.

• You receive a code based on your choices.

• You copy paste that code back into the DM's of the bot.

• You're playing the game now.

• Go gather materials in the wild

• You'll probably piss off some creatures,

• Have a battle or 2983749082734087234

• Acquire rare loot

• Acquire required loot. 

• Return to town so you don't lose said loot

• buff the town maybe?

• get things via just...chatting in the discord

• Take said loot, Craft a Town pass.

• Progress through game

• win game

• ...replay ?

YEH, you can't idle this game and hope for the best. 

It's not a basic ***** discord game. 

This isn't one of those Discord games where you check in once a day, collect 14 berries, and leave. or click button number go up and then you lurk for life. NAH.

This isn't a "Discord Game"

This is a whole ass Text(KINDA!?) Based Video Game

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you in?!

Log the **** in then!

It's free.

It just requires discord...

...and some patience to make a character.

Bring your insane glitching ass to the cess pool :v

The water is quite warm...

Assuming it compiles or it glitches into that HL2 missing texture ERROR thing.

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If you hate this store page...

Yeah.

Me too.

We have something in common now. :)