An indie RPG full of humor, secrets, and consequences. Because sometimes, opening the wrong box is the worst decision you’ll ever make.

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Remember when RPGs were simple?
Click a skill. Watch the hit. Laugh when it misses. Panic when it crits.

This is a classic turn-based adventure built with the spirit of old browser RPGs —
bright worlds, bold effects, dramatic monsters, and party members who never shut up when things go wrong.

What You’ll Feel Playing

  • That old-school excitement when a big skill lands

  • That oh-no moment when the enemy survives with 1 HP

  • That laugh-out-loud frustration when your party roasts you for messing up

Combat That Feels Familiar
Pick your moves, watch the effects pop, and learn the hard way that button-mashing still counts as strategy… sometimes.

  • No random encounters

  • Hand-crafted battles

  • Big skills, bigger consequences

You don’t win by grinding.
You win by not screwing up.

A Party With Personality

You don’t play alone. You fight with a team.

Five party members. Five personalities. And they will comment on your mistakes.

Some panic. Some stay calm. One of them knows this is a game — and hates it when you play badly.

A Bright Fantasy World

Colorful maps, exaggerated monsters, and dramatic skill effects —
built to feel playful, nostalgic, and just a little unhinged.

Built for players who miss this feeling

This game isn’t trying to be modern.
It’s trying to remind you why you fell in love with RPGs in the first place.

If you ever lost hours to a simple RPG that felt way better than it had any right to…

You already know why you’re here.

 

A Friendly Warning (Seriously)

Don’t try to 100% this game.

We’re not kidding.
Some achievements exist purely to test how stubborn you are.
They are not balanced.
They are not reasonable.
And normal humans are not meant to get them.

This game was lovingly inspired by Epic Battle Fantasy.

Hopefully, these are old memories retold from our perspective.

系統需求

    最低配備:
    • 作業系統: Windows 10 (64-bit)
    • 處理器: Intel Core i3 or equivalent
    • 記憶體: 4 GB 記憶體
    • 顯示卡: Intel HD Graphics 4000 or better
    • 儲存空間: 300 MB 可用空間
    建議配備:
    • 作業系統: Windows 10 (64-bit)
    • 處理器: Intel Core i5 or Ryzen 5
    • 記憶體: 8 GB 記憶體
    • 顯示卡: NVIDIA GTX 1050 / AMD RX 560 or better
    • 儲存空間: 300 MB 可用空間
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