About This Game

Hey guys, we're so sorry you're seeing this Steam page. One of our interns made this by accident and somehow attached a game to it. We never intended for this to be public, so we had to throw something together last minute to make it worth your while. 

Test Release Do Not Buy !!! is a metacommentary on game development, video game pricing, and content creation. The game slowly builds itself over time as the game's narrator comedically comments on the game and its development as you watch it evolve in real time. Unlock new minigames as the game is built around you.

Features:

• Clicker Gameplay

• Unlock New Gameplay Features In The Shop

• Witty Commentary

• Endless Runner Gameplay

• Virtual Pet Gameplay

• Poker Gameplay

• Blackjack Gameplay

• Slots Gameplay

• Puzzle Gameplay

• Fishing Minigame