About This Game

A so-called “crap game,” a complete and utter piece of garbage, featuring but not limited to:

• Graphics so rough they hurt your eyes, with laughable cutscenes

• A broken, utterly useless user interface

• Mind-numbingly boring quests designed purely to waste your time

• Out-of-nowhere, meaningless old jokes

• Annoying, never-ending narration that won’t shut up

• A ridiculous story clumsily improvised by half-baked narrators

Convinced yet? Ha! The joke’s on you.

In reality, this game only manages to make a blocky character wander aimlessly across a blank map… and that’s it. Nothing more. Don’t expect anything else.

Value your time, open your eyes, and stay far away from this trash.

Do NOT play.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Includes some profanity and adult jokes.