You can't beat this game!!! Noah attempts to make a game for the first time. He then gets trapped in his own creation.

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About This Game

You can't beat this game!!! Super Hipster Lumberjack is a love letter to the era of difficult online flash platformers. This cheap double feature includes the original highschool project by Noah that released in 2015. Along with a remastered version of the game released in 2025.

In this story Noah attempts to make a game for the first time. He is then trapped in his own creation. He learns that making games is a lot harder than he thought. Use your axe to traverse a mess of your own mind's design! To beat this game you'll need precision platforming and experimention with jump techniques. Are you up to the task?

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS *: Windows XP+
    • Memory: 500 MB RAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 135 MB available space
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
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