About This Demo

THE MOUNTAIN WON’T CLIMB ITSELF

🛶 So grab your paddle and defy common sense.

Strap yourself into your kayak and prepare for a battle against a mountain that refuses to be conquered by paddle power alone. This isn't a leisurely stroll—it’s a grueling test of skill, determination, and your tolerance for repeated failure.

Fight against gravity, your own limitations, and the surprising currents that carve through this unforgiving peak.

Forget logic. Forget your legs. All you have is your kayak, your paddle, and an almost pathological need to reach the summit.

• A full introductory section to test your sanity

• Dynamic voiceover reacting to your failures and progress

• Collectible golden fish and a time trial toggle

• A taste of the chaos that awaits in the full game

🧩 Features

• Unforgivingly Realistic (and Ridiculous) Physics
  A paddling system so janky-yet-precise, you'll curse your own wrists.

• Golden Fish Collector
  Hidden in places only the most reckless or skilled players will reach.

• Global Leaderboards
  Beat the demo? See how your time stacks up against paddlers worldwide.

• Rage-Inducing Satisfaction
  Every inch gained is pure joy. Every slip? A tragedy you'll swear was the game’s fault.

• Upper Body Strength Required (Sanity Optional)
  A workout for your fingers. And your soul.