預計發行日期: 待公告

關於此遊戲

You’re hopelessly addicted to cards. You eat cards. You dream of cards. You’d sell your soul (and probably already did) just to get one more shiny foil. But cards don’t grow on trees—so to feed your obsession, you’ll take on soul-crushing jobs, endure mind-numbing routines, and grind through life itself… all for that sweet, sweet cardboard.

Open Packs, Collect Cards

It all starts with a pack. You tear it open. Your pupils dilate. A duplicate? Doesn’t matter—every pack is pure dopamine straight to the soul. There are hundreds of cards to collect, and spoiler alert: luck won’t be enough. You’re going to work for these cards.

Work Hard (Even If You Hate It)

Want more packs? Time to get a job. Not a fun job. Not a glamorous job. We’re talking soul-crushing, brain-numbing, utterly joyless labor. Your dignity costs less than a five-card booster.

Complete Your Collections

Every card has its place. And you know it. What’s the point of living if not to fill every empty slot in your collection binder? Feel the sick satisfaction of a perfect page. Life is chaos, but your card binder doesn’t have to be.

Give Your Life Meaning

There’s no salvation in this world... But there are cards.
It might not fix your life, but for one glorious second... it kind of feels like it does.

AI 生成內容聲明

開發者針對他們的遊戲使用 AI 生成內容方式的說明如下：

AI has been used for the generation of illustrations

成人內容說明

開發者表示產品內容如下：

Insults and support for addictions