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About This Game

Be the first horse mayor in history!

A political comedy roguelike where your decisions can save — or completely destroy — the city of HorsesTown.

Manage absurd crises with choice cards

Every turn, new problems land on your desk: political alliances, public demands, alien threats, and... bodybuilder horses? Make choices that please a party, the citizens, or even interplanetary visitors — but be careful with your popularity, the city’s budget, and your political health.

Every decision affects your stats!

Popularity, money, health, security, fear... Unlock new stats to access more types of choice cards and manage your resources wisely — or your term might end early.

Hilarious endings and fun animations

Survive 4 years in office to win… and if you fail, just try again!

Unlock new cards, stats, and abilities

Each run reveals new political parties, events, resource stats, and permanent upgrades that change the way you play.

Unique terms and over 100 events!

No two playthroughs are the same: problems change, and so do the consequences. After each completed year, the city’s parties will judge your performance — and depending on your management, your term may end or a new year may begin! Face the Year of the Kings, where monarchy is back, or the Year of the Future, ruled by alien tech you bought — anything can (and will) happen. Unlock new years to discover even more resource types, cards, and upgrades.