Planned Release Date: Q3 2025

About This Game

😅 Let me ask you this:

• If life gave you a second chance…
  What kind of person would you become?

• Would you coast through life with the knowledge of the future like a lazy time traveler?

• Or would you break your own limits—and become the Emperor of America?

👊 Next life, fight harder!

• In your past life, you were a code monkey buried in bugs and 996 shifts, living a life defined by social awkwardness and crippling insecurity.

• This life?
  You’re still holding a dishcloth—but your mind holds the blueprint for a revolutionary app.
  Armed with memories of the future, you decide it’s time to stir up the world.

🌎 You’ll go through:

• Dishwashing Chronicles: Swallow your pride and code between shifts!

• Capitalist Thunderdome: Raise funds, crush competitors, move a billion units—and casually acquire the White House.

• Presidential Debate Livestream PK: Roast “Donny the Builder” on live TikTok, dominate the polls, and rule the Free World.

• Rewrite the law. Rule them all.

🤡 Game Features

• Dialogue dripping with black humor and satire.

• A cartoonish, ridiculous art style to match the madness.

• Experience the jaw-dropping life of Jack Ma 2.0, from busboy to Emperor of America.

⚠️This is a text-based adventure game where you make choices for your second chance at life. Every decision matters.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

Used AI generated code, text, and images.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

This Game may contain content not appropriate for all ages, or may not be appropriate for viewing at work: General Mature Content