关于此游戏

在《Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator》中，你当然不会真的去交易婴儿。我们又不是怪物。

你购买基于婴儿模拟生命的股票，从他们的苦难中渔利，并在他们赢得星系彩票的那一刻兑现离场！

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在一系列快节奏的迷你章节中，横跨宇宙扮演婴儿交易商。解锁独特的角色结局，押注于数字模拟外星儿童的整个人生，并攫取尽可能多的代币，而且越快越好。购买古怪顾问的服务，收集有关交易目标的数据，并利用每一次交易高峰积累你的财富。

这是一款你正需要的儿童主题街机股市模拟游戏——只是你还不知道而已。

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游戏特色

• 七颗截然不同的星球，供你交易由程序生成的外星婴儿股票。怎样活才算对社会有价值、有益处？每一颗星球对此都有独到的见解。
  
• 可供你在交易日之前雇佣的顾问，帮你获取有关交易目标的信息。
  
• 一部迷你章节选集，记述横跨宇宙的婴儿交易商的人生与困境。
  
• 一位不需要你还钱的高利贷债主，因为这样他就可以合法射杀你。
  
• 一款关于股票市场和无情剥削的讽刺街机游戏，出自《I Am Your Beast》和《Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator》创作者之手。
  
• 动感十足的电子工业风配乐，由Kris Kirk倾情创作。
  
• 如同操作股票一般“做空”婴儿，只因你确信其人生注定会失败。

成人内容描述

开发者对内容描述如下：

In this game, you will follow readouts of the simulated futures of alien babies and "watch" as they commit war crimes, get addicted to recreational drugs, become cannibals, find love, put down their favorite pets, acquire corporations, get used for medical experiments, become intergalactic stars, get hunted by the rich for sport, blow up toxic sludge pipelines, commit suicide, win the lottery, and many, many other things in-between.

You will buy, sell, and short stocks based off of these events.

You will likely become very angry at least once when a baby who you are financially incentivized to watch crash and burn pulls their life together.

And that's okay.

If you feel uncomfortable at any point while playing, please take a break from playing and speak to someone you trust.