Your balls are droopy. The floor is piss. Dodge turds, blast toilet demons, and stay dry in the dumbest, most legendary 2D survival game of the year. Power up, level up, and whatever you do… don’t let your sack touch the soup. It’s Droopy Balls Simulator 2025, baby.
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Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Cartoon depictions of male genitals

About This Game

Droopy Balls Simulator 2025 is the sequel to award-winning game from 2021. Once again, you’ll step into the saggy skin of someone who just wants to keep their balls clean, dry, and away from whatever’s coming out of that haunted urinal in the corner.

Dodge airborne poop. Fight demonic toilets, crabs, snakes, whatever can come up that toilet hole, and maybe your own regrets. Power up with upgrades like buzz saws and AK47s, lightning strike, and many more. Customize your look with hats, and accessories.

You can try to play smart, or you can button mash and scream. Either way, you’re gonna get wet.

Key Features:

  • High-stakes bathroom survival — Everything wants your balls to touch something awful.

  • Mid-run upgrades — Grab random power-ups and pray they don’t make things worse.

  • Hand drawn art — Art drawn with a mouse because I don't know how to draw.

  • Cosmetics — Hats, Different penis's, and many more accessories.

  • Skill meets stupidity — You could play tactically… or you could just keep running and hope for the best.

  • Boss battles — Giant skull poops. Toilet gods. Mushroom shit, and many more.

  • Handmade levels — Each stage is a handcrafted, disgusting, dripping mess of love and horror.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS *: Windows 7, 8, 10, 11 (64bit)
    • Processor: Intel Core i5 or equivalent
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Graphics card that supports DX10 (shader model 4.0) capabilities
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS *: Windows 7, 8, 10, 11 (64bit)
    • Processor: Intel Core i5 or equivalent
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Graphics card that supports DX10 (shader model 4.0) capabilities
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
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