Jeans on Toast is a text-based, choose your own adventure game summoned forth from the darkest depths of one girl's unhinged imagination.

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Jeans on Toast, an unhinged choose your own adventure game in the style of classic 80s text-based games where you become inflicted with a terrible curse. A curse that turns every beans on toast you make into a much less edible Jeans on Toast! Forge your own path through a strange and dangerous world to learn the secrets of the Jean Curse and to find the cure you're so desperately wanting for... if there even is a cure...

Features:

  • Three main areas, each with dozens of utterly ludicrous scenarios. You'll never know what's coming next!

  • Several unique endings.

  • A true ending should you find all of the aforementioned endings.

  • A cast of wacky characters, including but not limited to: A talking corgi who is wise beyond their years, a mysterious dwarven miner and a mushroom that steals your socks.

  • Death waiting around every corner.

  • A Tradeshop where you can buy items and get verbally abused.

  • A full soundtrack of Jean Type Beats, all made by one person with questionable priorities.

  • The most simplistic pixel art you could possibly put into a game.

  • A battle system... maybe...

  • Cats. 

Descrição de conteúdo adulto

Descrição do conteúdo fornecida pelos developers:

Despite what this game looks like, Jeans on Toast is intended for mature audiences. It contains frequent allusions to suicide and mental health, some mentions of drug use, reprehensible language throughout and brief moments of mild sexual content.

Requisitos do Sistema

    Mínimos:
    • Sistema Operativo: Windows 10
    • Processador: Dual-core CPU (Intel Core i3-3220 or equivalent)
    • Memória: 4 GB de RAM
    • Placa gráfica: Integrated GPU (Intel HD Graphics 4000 or equivalent)
    • DirectX: Versão 11
    • Espaço no disco: Requer 1 GB de espaço livre
    • Placa de som: Imma be real chief, I don't know
    • Compatibilidade com R.V.: I wouldn't recommend using VR for this
    • Notas adicionais: These are very likely to change with more testing
    Recomendados:
    • Sistema Operativo: An actual window, like full glass type stuff yknow?
    • Processador: 15-core CPU (Intel Core i17-URMOM or equivalent)
    • Memória: 800000 GB de RAM
    • Placa gráfica: Gonna recommend the NVidia Buttswiper 6000 graphics card with integrated omelette drive
    • DirectX: Versão 6.0
    • Espaço no disco: Requer 30000 GB de espaço livre
    • Placa de som: Imma be real chief, I still don't know
    • Compatibilidade com R.V.: Works on all available VR headsets except the Apple Vision Pro. If you play it on that, your spleen will explode with the force of a supernova. This is bad for your health.
    • Notas adicionais: These are obviously a joke, I have no idea what to recommend :3 (Also the VR stuff isn't true, there is no VR support lol)
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