Jeans on Toast is a text-based, choose your own adventure game summoned forth from the darkest depths of one girl's unhinged imagination.

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Jeans on Toast, an unhinged choose your own adventure game in the style of classic 80s text-based games where you become inflicted with a terrible curse. A curse that turns every beans on toast you make into a much less edible Jeans on Toast! Forge your own path through a strange and dangerous world to learn the secrets of the Jean Curse and to find the cure you're so desperately wanting for... if there even is a cure...

Features:

  • Three main areas, each with dozens of utterly ludicrous scenarios. You'll never know what's coming next!

  • Several unique endings.

  • A true ending should you find all of the aforementioned endings.

  • A cast of wacky characters, including but not limited to: A talking corgi who is wise beyond their years, a mysterious dwarven miner and a mushroom that steals your socks.

  • Death waiting around every corner.

  • A Tradeshop where you can buy items and get verbally abused.

  • A full soundtrack of Jean Type Beats, all made by one person with questionable priorities.

  • The most simplistic pixel art you could possibly put into a game.

  • A battle system... maybe...

  • Cats. 

Descrição do conteúdo adulto

Descrição dos desenvolvedores sobre o conteúdo:

Despite what this game looks like, Jeans on Toast is intended for mature audiences. It contains frequent allusions to suicide and mental health, some mentions of drug use, reprehensible language throughout and brief moments of mild sexual content.

Requisitos de sistema

    Mínimos:
    • SO: Windows 10
    • Processador: Dual-core CPU (Intel Core i3-3220 or equivalent)
    • Memória: 4 GB de RAM
    • Placa de vídeo: Integrated GPU (Intel HD Graphics 4000 or equivalent)
    • DirectX: Versão 11
    • Armazenamento: 1 GB de espaço disponível
    • Placa de som: Imma be real chief, I don't know
    • Compatibilidade com RV: I wouldn't recommend using VR for this
    • Outras observações: These are very likely to change with more testing
    Recomendados:
    • SO: An actual window, like full glass type stuff yknow?
    • Processador: 15-core CPU (Intel Core i17-URMOM or equivalent)
    • Memória: 800000 GB de RAM
    • Placa de vídeo: Gonna recommend the NVidia Buttswiper 6000 graphics card with integrated omelette drive
    • DirectX: Versão 6.0
    • Armazenamento: 30000 GB de espaço disponível
    • Placa de som: Imma be real chief, I still don't know
    • Compatibilidade com RV: Works on all available VR headsets except the Apple Vision Pro. If you play it on that, your spleen will explode with the force of a supernova. This is bad for your health.
    • Outras observações: These are obviously a joke, I have no idea what to recommend :3 (Also the VR stuff isn't true, there is no VR support lol)
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