Collect food, dodge bombs, and trigger a fake game crash in this chaotic arcade blast! Grow to 1000 lbs, and chase upgrades, and play offline or on Steam Deck.
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About This Game

Crash Diet Simulator

Eat big, dodge bombs, and break the system in Crash Diet Simulator — a fast-paced arcade game where chaos grows with your waistline.

Munch burgers and donuts to score points and level up your size. Reach 1000 lbs to trigger a fake crash ending... if you survive the falling food frenzy.

Watch out: Bombs slash your score in half. Grab upgrades to slow bombs, double points, or even eat explosives.

Game Modes:

Regular Rounds – Classic dodge-and-chomp mayhem.

Red Barrage – Bombs rain harder, but food scores double.

Sugar High – High-speed dessert-only rounds with max chaos.

Why You’ll Love It:

No two runs are the same — food spawns, upgrades, and chaos vary every round.

Steam Deck Verified and offline-ready — perfect for pick-up-and-play sessions.

No saving, no grinding — just instant arcade gratification with a twisted sense of humor.

Ready to binge and blow it all up? Let the feast begin.

System Requirements

Windows
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: Intel Core i3-2100 or AMD equivalent
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000 or better
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX-compatible sound card
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 18.04 LTS (64-bit) or equivalent
    • Processor: Intel Core i3-2100 or AMD equivalent
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000 or better
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    • Sound Card: ALSA or PulseAudio-compatible
    • Additional Notes: Steam Deck supported
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