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no the baby
no the baby is a short stealth horror game where you escape a kindergarten full of manipulative kids and an overworked teacher. Find items and solve puzzles to open the front door and get out of there for good!
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Release Date:
Apr 4, 2025
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Egg and Erman

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Features
Single-player
Family Sharing
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About This Game

You've had enough! Peter and the other kids are manipulative little goblins, and for some reason, the teacher is trying to catch YOU! This terror will never stop. There is only one solution. You have to escape. For good. Escape before your parents come to pick you up.

no the baby is a stealth-horror game about a child trying to escape a strange kindergarten filled with puzzles, oddities and annoying children.

  • Explore kindergarten

  • Find items

  • Solve puzzles

  • Run from teacher

  • Hate the Peter

  • Sneak around

  • Features some tunes

  • Crisp textures

  • Evil contraptions

"no, the baby. no the baby. no the, baby. no. the baby"

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS *: Windows 7 or newer
    • Processor: Intel Core i5 and up
    • Memory: 6 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GTX 770 and up
    • DirectX: Version 10
    • Storage: 800 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Stereo
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
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