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green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies
Enter the swamp and meet green ogre who will guide you through some of the struggles of life by giving you some God tier advice.
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Release Date:
Aug 12, 2024
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forster82

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Features
Single-player
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Languages:
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Planned Release Date: Aug 12, 2024

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About This Game

Welcome to the swamp, the natural habitat of the wise green ogre who is ready to offer you exactly five life-changing pieces of advice for a price. Will you pay the green ogre toll to enter the swamp bole?

Features

  • Stunning graphics made entirely in Microsoft Paint.
  • Heavenly OST featuring one entire track.
  • Raunchy humor.
  • Edgy advice.
  • Knowledgeable green ogre.

This game is not suitable for children.
Not all of green ogre's advice should be taken seriously.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

May contain depictions of suicide and illicit drug use. Viewer discretion is advised.

System Requirements

Windows
macOS
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS *: Windows 7
    • Processor: 1 Ghz
    • Memory: 512 MB MB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX or OpenGL compatible card
    • Storage: 200 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: Anyone can prob run this game tbh
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
    Minimum:
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.6-10.14
    • Processor: 1 Ghz
    • Memory: 512 MB MB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX or OpenGL compatible card
    • Storage: 200 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: Mac users I got u
    Recommended:
      Minimum:
      • OS: Ubuntu / SteamOS
      • Processor: 1 Ghz
      • Memory: 512 MB RAM
      • Graphics: DirectX or OpenGL compatible card
      • Storage: 200 MB available space
      • Additional Notes: Linux and SteamOS users I got u too
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