Up to four player retro arcade style twin-stick shooter featuring a colorful cast of monsters inspired by Japanese folklore.
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Release Date:
Jun 28, 2024

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Who woulda thought sipping tea would could lead to an epic battle against the forces of the undead? Not us, surely, but here we are.

In Teatime Samurai, you'll journey to ancient Japan, where your old dojo has been overrun by a fabulous army of zombies, skeletons, and assorted monsters from Japanese folklore. Your host? None other than the great Nashisama, the man who taught you everything you know about slinging fireballs and drinking tea.

  • Twin-Stick Madness: Get ready to blast your way through hordes of enemies in classic arcade action. Dust off those dusty thumbs, it's arcade time, baby.
  • Couch Co-op: Party started and looking for co-op action? Look no further than Teatime Samurai. Up to four players can join the fray on the same screen.
  • Retro Vibes: With hand drawn retro pixel art graphics, this game is a nostalgic sendup to the golden age of arcade shooters – but with substantially more tea.
  • Japanese Folklore Fun: From mischievous yokai to oversized oni, the enemies you'll face are straight out of Japanese mythology. It's like a very shoddy history lesson, where the teacher gets confused half way through and starts talking about magic pizza.
  • Legendary Boss Battles: Face off against monstrous bosses. Martial arts champions, Oni Sorcerers, and Blues Keyboardists from 80s jam bands all await you.
  • Two Fabulous Game Modes: In Classic Mode you'll dive into relentless action and kill as many enemies as possible, facing down six bosses. Rack up your score and etch your name onto the high score board, proving yourself the ultimate Teatime Samurai. In Defend the Shrine Mode you'll hold up against endless waves of enemies hell-bent on destroying your shrine. Strategize, defend, and prove your skills in this survival challenge.

Grab your friends, your gamepads, your friend's gamepads, and a hot cup of tea. It’s Teatime. And this time, it's... Samurai... Teatime... Teatime Samurai.

System Requirements

    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: Dual Core CPU
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: Intel Core i5
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM

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