Experience the extreme simulated sporting sensation that's sweeping our digital nation! Mount Your Friends is a fiercely competitive sporting event for you to play with your friends in the contextual security of your own home, assuming that your home is not composed of sexual innuendo.
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Overwhelmingly Positive (5,170) - 95% of the 5,170 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date:
Jul 29, 2014

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Recommended
By The Ponies That Prance September 6, 2017

“Hung like a horse”

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About This Game

Experience the extreme simulated sporting sensation that's sweeping our digital nation! Mount Your Friends is a fiercely competitive sporting event for you to play with your friends in the contextual security of your own home, assuming that your home is not composed of sexual innuendo. If it is, we may suggest buying a new home or at least getting the current one cleaned professionally.

Mount Your Friends is a physics based competitive climbing game where what you climb is each other. Players take turns climbing to the top of a tower of previous climbers (and a goat) working to become the new highest point before time runs out. If you run out of time before reaching the top, you're eliminated. It's simple to get into, but difficulty to master. Adept competitors can create massive towers by flinging themselves faster than simple climbing methods can attain. Of course, you may also end up just falling all the way down a tower if you miss!

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

This game contains muscular male figures wearing thongs with suggestive bulges, but no outright nudity in the pre-packaged content.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS *: Windows XP or Later
    • Processor: 2.4 GHz or better
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Graphics card capable of Pixel and Vertex Shader 3.0 (game uses XNA 4.0 in Hi-Def mode)
    • DirectX: Version 10
    • Storage: 200 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: Currently requires Windows Media Player to be installed on your system. Game supports Microsoft XBox 360 Controllers or Keyboard/Mouse control
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.

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