Planned Release Date: 2026

About This Game

You’re stranded at sea, the seagulls are weird, and it’s already the shittiest day of your life. Armed with a slingshot, a water hose, and a raft that’s barely holding together, you’ll fight, scrub, upgrade, and panic your way through the chaos solo or in local co-op. Expect rogue-lite mayhem, dumb humor, and some very questionable seagulls.
💩No Country for Clean Decks

Seagull Problems Require Seagull Solutions. Defend your raft against constant waves of deranged seagulls. Shoot them down with your slingshot before they cover your raft in seagull souvenirs.🫵Bring a Friend, Blame a Friend

Play solo or drag a friend into local split-screen co-op. When the raft sinks, remember: it was probably their fault.

♾️ One More Run
Experiment with upgrades and survive as long as possible while the seagulls return faster, angrier, and legally banned from every beach.
🎯 Aim, Shoot, Upgrade Your Raft

Clean under pressure, repair on the fly, and survive bird attacks in a chaotic battle bonanza.

🪣 Hose Before Bros
Spray first, panic later. Hose down the mess, fight off the birds, and keep your raft floating. The next wave is already on its way. 🤿 Fishy Business

Scrap happens! Dive for parts and turn wreckage into raft reinforcements, upgrades, and other questionable advantages.

No seagulls were hurt during this production. P.S: Winner of the prestigious “King of Bugs” award. Even the bugs are just trying to survive.