About This Game

~ A quirky fantasy tale about the cannon fodder folk ~

"Welcome to the Hive, fresh meat. All recruiting worker goblins must be this tall to die for the Goblin Leader’s royal army. You’ll be distributed the standard issue loincloth and assigned to your first toiling duty. I’d learn to craft some better equipment asap, if I were you."

~ Take everything your sticky mitts can get a hold of ~

"Your number one task, as a goblin worker, is to make our new Hive thrive like the glory days. Everything you find, grab it. Humans have left a ton of useful crap just lying around. Smash, rip, and loot. Don’t stop there — we need all kinds of materials for the Hive too. Mine, chop, and gather. And don’t forget the organs of your fallen enemies… they make fine cuisine."

~ Fortify your Hive and grow stronger alongside it ~

"Sharing your loot is... optional — though it does help achieve our common goals. All valuables and little shiny things will be contributed to the Goblin Leader, right? Contribute for the good of the Hive, and we’ll make sure the Quartermaster provides everything you might need. Nice new facilities and goods will make the daily grind just a bit more tolerable."

~ Raise from the dingy thickets ~

"Pioneer these new and uncharted lands with great caution. Even if we’re not yet at the bottom of the food chain, we’re getting pretty close. And from what I’ve seen, our neighbors are getting uglier by the minute.

Which reminds me of your secondary objective. Try not to die for Skiggarath’s sake. Our mortuary expenses have reached their all-time high. The Goblin Leader is running low on workers as it is. All that highly lethal backbreaking toiling won’t just happen on its own."

~ Play solo or with up to 4 goblin friends online ~

"To make your work more jolly, I would suggest you gather a crew of more or less trusted cronies. They might be worthless dirtbags like you, but there is still strength in numbers as they say. However, their main task will be to retrieve your stuff for the next guy from your very likely dead body.

NOW GET TO WORK!"