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About This Game

Is absurdity the essence of the world, or merely its appearance?

Don't rush — let's get some fries first.

Purchase notice:

This is not a sandbox game, nor is it casual. It includes execution challenges and resource management, and is quite old-school overall.

You are a seagull, in charge of this absurd space:

• Too many seagulls → Eagles will carry them all away

• Too many deranged people → They will all explode

• Total wipeout of seagulls and humans → Game Over

—Wait, you say, didn't I come here for fries?

Exactly. That's the core mechanic: feeding fries to seagulls turns them into humans

Your goal is to strike a balance between "too many" and "one left" to complete the challenge.

(Poop to mark enemies, use items to transform enemy forms, and manage resources.)

The game has unique mechanics. Expect roughly 10 minutes to learn the basics.

As you unlock achievements and gradually master the full cycle, you may circle back to that original question：

Is absurdity the world's essence, or just its surface?

• Hardcore resource management: population count × form transformation × threshold risk

• Low-altitude flight: third-person chase camera, yaw/pitch only, no roll; not a flight sim

• Absurdist humour: meme sound effects, over-the-top presentation

• Single-player small-scale 3D action game with escalating challenges

• Achievements deeply tied to understanding game's systems

• Uses free assets licensed for commercial use; see credits for details