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About This Game

While it might say "Buy P.Z.L.L.G.M.E." Don't worry, it's absolutely still the Trashcan Game!

This is a compilation of many games, most of them being extremely simple and the lowest effort you would expect to get from perhaps.. a yard sale, or picking up from a 'used games' store.

Inside, there are over 25 different minigames that are all centered around very basic, quick to understand, easy to master, and most importantly.... easy to get out of. Because who can argue against a game that allows you to quit at any time? Losing or gaining game progress isn't a big deal here.

If you want something silly and timewasting to do, the Trashcan Games have you covered.

Especially silly little games that don't have anything very violent in them.

Now to move along and get to the list of games..

• The Queue Simulator: Ever wondered what it would be like to wait in line... forever?

• The Tribble Archive: Ever wanted to listen to a bizarre cat with colorful particle visuals responding to the sounds made?

• Breathing Simulator: Have a little fun by raising and lowering those carbon dioxide levels and see how hard it is to keep it regulated!

• Memory Game: Match each card with its partner to keep advancing until you can't keep up anymore!

• Sibling Rivalry: Ever wondered what an unfair situation really feels like...

• Aim Trainer: How fast and for how long can you click the target? Don't miss!

• Ocean Hunter: There's enemy ships somewhere out there..

• Saps and Towers: Do you like watching cool explosions at your own leisure?

• Dinosaur Papers: You have a lot of difficult jumps to make along the path to victory!

• Hexshots: A basic guessing game where you look down on a grid.

• Tricks and Builders: Your time to shine, place down towers and stop the baddies from getting to the end!

• AFK Simulator: ........... Oh, sorry, I was afk.

• The Grand Stealthers: Navigate the building to get the small dinosaurs and escape freely!

• Go Blocker: A casual and simply little game involving shape building!

• Counting Cogs: How far can you get without making a mistake? This game might be good for curing insomnia...

• Blade Dodging: Go back and forth to avoid falling blades for as long as possible!

• Sheep Hopping: I like watching the goofy little things jump over a fence and roll away... 700 times...

• Caveman Game: Match... picture.... with word!

• Small Word Big Feel: Smart type, not like cave man. Match the thing. Instruction. In game.

• Baking Simulator: Choose an imaginary food to cook, make sure to preheat the oven and take it out before it burns...

• Digging Simulator: Enter a series of arrow key inputs in order to dig down!

• Mowing Simulator: Chomp away at a lot of overgrown grass but, watch out for the rocks!

• Fireball Enjoyers Anonymous: Unreliable wizards have trouble reading the room before they blast the room into ashes. Learn how to not be like them!

• Grand Adventure: Make your way up top, avoid being knocked down though because there's no checkpoints!

• Forcing Perspective: How well do you know unreal engine 5's physics? Can you bounce a ball across a long distance past obstacles?

• Sunrise Watcher: Because in some parts of the world, there's too much cloud coverage to see a good sunrise. Not in this one.

• Tree Chopper: Make sure to hit the perfect spot for getting through a tree, it does get harder and timing is everything!

• Medieval Weapon Cleaner: Figure out what the problem is with someone's weapon or shield and pick accordingly.

• Cat Maintenance: This game would be impossible in real life but here you've got a good chance.

• Destroy 'em All: What if YOU were the saucer that blew up buildings just because you could with nobody to stop you, and it felt like a sandbox game, literally?