Help Samurado, a samurai avocado, seek REVENGE for his fallen family members. Hack and slash your way through HORDES of enemies to achieve higher levels of Samurai mastery and avenge your children's gruesome toast spread ending.
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About This Game

Carve a path through your enemies. Leave none alive.

You are an avocado.
You are also a samurai.

How is this possible? Don't question it....just go with it.

Your wife and children were lost to an avocado toast MASSACRE.
You must TRAIN and achieve Samurai mastery if you are to defeat the evil chef that guacamurdered your only loves.

Melee or Ranged. Choose.

Ok well actually, you don't need to choose. Be careful though! You throw your boomerang sword as your ranged attack, but you need BOTH swords in order to block. Pick your timing with care.

Blood. So much blood.

No enemies have any right to be this cute. For that they must bleed.

Game Features. And Other Stuff...Yea.

  • Click your mouse till your hand is on fire!
  • Uber-satisfying, splittery, splattery, goopy, shlorpy enemy deaths.
  • Procedural levels for a different playthrough, everytime.
  • Epic boss battle
  • Seriously, he's an avocado in a samurai hat. What more could you ask for?

System Requirements

    • OS *: Windows 7 (64 bit)
    • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo E5200
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Geforce 9800GTX+ (1GB)
    • DirectX: Version 10
    • Storage: 3 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 1080p. 16:9 recommended.
    • OS: Windows 10+ (64 bit)
    • Processor: Intel Core i5
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Geforce GTX 560
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 3 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 1080p. 16:9 recommended
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
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