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If you are a fan of Eva Morozova, Eugène Ionesco, or Daniil Kharms, this game will surely delight you, outrage you, outeat you, and outshi... Ahem. Let's not talk about that yet.

Mion is a most ordinary warrior queen from the magical realm of Wharevarland. She studies at an ordinary vocational magical school, tries to win the love of an ordinary count, and also has a little secret...

The beautiful warrioress is able to magically emit wind with her hair! She also accidentally bought a cursed killer hamster, and now she has to battle a dangerous verse-making kraken!

Absurd. Ridiculousness. Idiocy.

What awaits you on this adventure?

🟠 Spooky Prophecy - 1 piece.
🟠 Sexy Count De Loboda - 1 piece.
🟠 Dwarf kraken and his Mistress - 1+1 piece.
🟠 Sea Captain Sinbavicus - 1 piece.
🟠 Secrets, intrigue, investigations - lots of pieces.
🟠 A bunch of minigames aimed at destroying the evil hamsters who intend to prevent Mion from achieving her goals.

You will find about 100-150 pages of text and a great deal of minigames, in which you must demonstrate exceptional reaction speed.
Take control of the plot by clicking buttons in the dialogue. Use your mouse to destroy the evil hamsters.
Outwit the hamsters in card games. Take a serious flash quiz, the outcome of which will determine the fate of all of Wharevarland.

How do you play this?

Read the text, choose plot developments with your mouse, disintegrate hamsters. Warning: A good ending will be revealed only if you "defuse" all the opponents in the minigames! If you don't succeed, the beautiful warrior queen will die! Yes, yes, I warned you. And don't write in reviews and on the forum that a good ending is difficult to achieve. If you find this game difficult, try practicing on 'Dork Sells' or 'Shakiro: Shadows Fall Twice' first.

What minigames are available?

🟠 Spiral Shooting Range.
🟠 Regular Shooting Range.
🟠 The BlackHamster card game.
🟠 Hamster-or-die Roulette.
🟠 Quick Flash Poll "Who does Mion love the most? Count De Loboda or her disabled dog Greta?"

So how do you get this lovely game?

Wait until the spring-summer 2023;)