UNABLES™ is a physics based comedy game with innovative gameplay, where you control the environment. In a world spoiled by extreme laziness, its inhabitants seem to have their ‘do nothing’ skill maxed out. What will you do, since characters are so lazy, even the player is unable to control them?
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Q4 2022

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About This Game

UNABLES™ is really something else.

It's an idea, a lifestyle, an anti-movement and a brand new comedy game with innovative, arcade gameplay. The cartoon world of UNABLES™ was spoiled by extreme laziness. What do you do when game characters are so lazy, that even you are unable to control them?

Sit back, relax your rear muscles and imagine a world where everyone just lies down and does nothing at all. Bullet-time all-the-time. One might argue that doing nothing is still doing something, but how did they all survive up to this point - nobody knows. How did they even evolve from a single-cell organism being this lazy?

Don't even ask what would have happened to them if we were not here to "help". Imagine cities not destroyed by giant monsters, no zombie outbreaks, no lucha libre prison fights... Needles to say, these unables are so lucky we're here.

Meet our diverse cast of characters: regular people, regular people in spacesuits, robots, kaijus, cats, vampires, zombies, dinosaurs, ghosts etc. all having this one little thing in common - they seem to have their "Do Nothing" skill maxed out. As far as we know, they are not going to help themselves out, so now you get to be the leg that kicks their lazy butts.

Playing UNABLES™ is also about ruining pretty dioramas. Hygge no more. And Ying always hated Yang. You cause havok by throwing stuff around like them evil babies throw their dirty diapers. Your goal is to literally push our heroes towards achieving their life goals. Use your joystick to flip 'em up - it's not like someone would stand up now and say you can't.

UNABLES™ will feature gameplay and design aspects you have never seen before, as well as some ideas you have probably seen a lot. Play 15 unique levels and reveal all the secrets!

  • INNOVATIVE GAMEPLAY like rubik’s cube and a maze game had a baby,
  • EYE-POPPING CARTOON ART STYLE* top notch visuals for your top notch tastes,
  • 15 UNIQUE LEVELS each one with a twist, demanding a bit of a different approach,
  • STAND-UP LIE-DOWN COMEDY SHOW live, funny and interactive,
  • UNLOCKABLES, SECRETS AND RANDOM SURPRISES find out for yourself, no spoilers!
  • DIORAMAS who doesn't love 'em some dioramas?

* tools needed to push your eyes back into their sockets are not included.

About the developer:

We are 9UNZ, a game design & development studio from Poland, targeting arcade & casual markets. Loading large-caliber ammo filled with entertainment, humor, new ideas and top quality, we’re here to make some cool games.

System Requirements

    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: Intel Core i3-2100T or equivalent
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GeForce GT 740 or equivalent
    • DirectX: Version 10
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: HD Audio Compatible Sound Card
    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: Intel Core i5 3570K or equivalent
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GeForce GTX 980 or equivalent
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: HD Audio Compatible Sound Card
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