CHOKE ON A GAS STATION HOT DOG. GET SENT TO HELL. MAKE A DEAL WITH ST PETER. RIP AND TEAR HORDES OF DEMONIC PRESENTS IN ETERNAL DAMNATION. DEFEAT LUCIFER HIMSELF. Enjoy your Christmas. . . IN HELL.
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About This Game

DO YOU LIKE KILLING DEMONS? DO YOU LIKE GETTING CHRISTMAS PRESENTS THROWN AT YOU UNTIL YOU DIE?
Then battle hordes of Flying Demonic Christmas Presents in this action-packed bullet-hell slash-em-up!

Make a deal with Saint Peter to escape your eternal damnation. Collect shiny golden toys for his collection and BE REDEEMED.

Visit Heaven's Armory and buy an arsenal of physics-driven Holy Weapons, Unholy Weapons, and a Candy Cane, each with unique, exciting abilities. Slow time—burst presents apart into rainbow lasers—shoot fireballs, and try to survive. . .

Demonic Presents come in various shapes and sizes. Fireball Shooters, Chargers, and Presents That Just Hit Really Hard, all will torment you. All will fall.



Slice and dice your way through four layers of Hell. Enter the Kingdom of Heaven, discover that everyone in Heaven spends eternity playing Tic-Tac-To, AND GO BACK TO HELL FOR A LITTLE DEMONIC-PRESENT SLAYING.

Antagonize Satan for all eternity, or until your computer explodes.

Key Features:

  • COLLECT TOYS FROM HELL IN THE NAME OF GOD
  • SLICE AND DICE A VARIETY OF DEMONIC PRESENTS
  • PLAY A SET OF HANDCRAFTED LEVELS.
  • FIGHT IN ENDLESS PROCEDURAL LEVELS CREATED BY ROBOT SLAVES
  • COLLECT A VARIETY OF UNIQUE WEAPONS WITH THEIR OWN SPECIAL ABILITIES
  • ENJOY SATAN'S CHRISTMAS LIGHT DISPLAY, SPONSORED BY BLOCKBUSTER.
    Not really. Don't sue us.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS *: Windows 8
    • Processor: Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-4570 CPU @ 3.20GHz
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GTX 1060 3GB
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 6 GB available space
    • Sound Card: Integrated Sound Card
    • VR Support: SteamVR or OpenXR. Standing or Room Scale
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
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