Stone Simulator is a meditative idle game where you live as a rock enduring endless seasons and absurd events. Survive storms, unlock quirky achievements, and observe a serene, ever-changing world. Perfect for Zen-like relaxation or meme-worthy humor.
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“Finally, a title that delivers exactly what was promised.”
8/10 – Punchman's Recommends

“Class Leading”
9/10 – Gaming Nexus

“The Most Chaotic Game About Doing Absolutely Nothing”
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Om dette spil

Be a stone / rock / boulder. Do nothing. Just exist.

Relax, meditate, and watch the seasons change in the most peaceful simulator ever.

Ever wondered what it’s like to be a rock?

Become an unflinching stone in a serene, ever-changing world. Survive centuries of seasons, weather, and absurdly mundane adventures. Grow moss, collect bird poop, and question your existence—Stone Simulator is the Zen meditation you never knew you needed… or the most boring game ever. You decide!


Stone Simulator is a whimsical, meditative experience where you embrace the thrilling life of a literal rock. Observe the world passively as decades fly by, seasons shift, and nature (or chaos) unfolds around you.

Gameplay Highlights:

  • 🌦️ Seasons & Weather: Survive blizzards, summer heatwaves, autumn and spring rains.

  • 🕰️ Time Flies: Watch days, years, and centuries pass

  • 🏆 Absurd Achievements: Unlock meme-worthy trophies like "Existential Crisis" (do nothing for 3 years) and many other.

Why Be a Rock?

  • Zen Mode: Chill with calming ambient sounds and minimalist visuals.

  • Meme Fuel: Perfect for streamers craving irony or players who enjoy "so bad it’s good" humor.

  • Zero Skill Required: Your only job? Exist. (Seriously, you can’t even move.)

Meddelelse om AI-genereret indhold

Udviklerne beskriver spillets brug af AI-genereret indhold sådan her:

We use AI to localize the main game interface and texts

Systemkrav

    Minimum:
    • Kræver en 64-bit processor og operativsystem
    • Styresystem: Windows®10 (64-bit Required)/Windows®11 (64-bit Required)
    • Processor: Intel® Core™ i5-10400 or Intel® Core™ i3-12100 or AMD Ryzen™ 5 3600
    • Hukommelse: 6 GB RAM
    • Grafik: Nvidia GTX 1080 / AMD RX Vega 64 or higher with 8GB of VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 12
    • Diskplads: 10 GB tilgængelig plads
    • Yderligere bemærkninger: SSD required. This game is expected to run at 1080p (upscaled from 720 native resolution) / 30 fps under the "Lowest" graphics setting. DirectStorage supported.
    Anbefalet:
    • Kræver en 64-bit processor og operativsystem
    • Styresystem: Windows®10 (64-bit Required)/Windows®11 (64-bit Required)
    • Processor: Intel® Core™ i5-10400 or Intel® Core™ i3-12100 or AMD Ryzen™ 5 3600
    • Hukommelse: 6 GB RAM
    • Grafik: Nvidia RTX 3070 / AMD Radeon 5700 XT or higher
    • DirectX: Version 12
    • Diskplads: 10 GB tilgængelig plads
    • Yderligere bemærkninger: SSD required. This game is expected to run at 1080p / 60 fps (with Frame Generation enabled) under the "Medium" graphics setting. DirectStorage supported.

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