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“The National Association of Physicists is pleased to confirm that the physics within the game "International Space Banana" are a technically accurate, realistic simulation of the motion of Musa Acuminata in zero-gravity conditions. We do have further questions with regard to the sentience of the “banana”, but this falls outside our area of expertise. Therefore, we await feedback from relevant experts in response to this.”
4/5 Bananas – National Association of Physicists

“I have to first say that this game is very bad. VERY bad. Controlling the banana is impossible. Trying to get through even the first level made me incandescent with rage. However I find myself addicted nonetheless. I think about International Space Banana every waking minute. I dream about it; the curves, the colours, the sound the Banana makes when it bounces off the cold, metal surfaces. I eat Banoffee Pie each and every day now, savouring the rich creamy tastes in my mouth. I'm not too proud to say that I love "International Space Banana". And if that makes me a fool, then I won't be the first person fooled by love.”
5/5 Bananas – BananaLover21141141 (Beta tester)

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(Score removed for reasons of Bias) – Banana (Typed)