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Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

SEX STUFF:
Text-based sexual situations.
Sexual innuendo and jokes.

MISC:
Drug references.
Mature topics such as death, self-harm, etc.

About This Game

Everyone has performance anxiety.


We've all had that nightmare where we're back in college, on stage, naked, and absolutely failing at performing Shakespeare's Hamlet. Now it is in video game form! You wake up in a strange dorm room, with a strange roommate telling you that you need to perform the bard's greatest play. Everything looks funky, probably because of all the backgrounds are pre-made art assets. Before you know it, you are thrust into a week of Shakespearian thrills, chills, and literature! Survive the entire week and hope to wake from this dramatic nightmare, where you go to school during the day, but perform a play that you keep forgetting the lines to by night!

In this visual novel/dating sim/anxiety simulator, either know the entire text of Hamlet, or perish. Only don't really perish. There's no fail state for not knowing Hamlet. You just might not get laid.

Disclaimer: No nudity (unless you count a blank player avatar, which, you probably don't), only text.

Features

  • Nine fellow cast members to get know - in both senses of the word
  • Explore the dream world by day, try to put on Shakepeare's Hamlet by night
  • I mean, there are some attributes and stats and stuff, if you are into that sort of thing

System Requirements

Windows
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS *: Windows 7
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • DirectX: Version 10
    • Storage: 507 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 10
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • DirectX: Version 10
    • Storage: 507 MB available space
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
    Minimum:
    • OS: x86 or compatible processor
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Storage: 507 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: x86 or compatible processor
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Storage: 507 MB available space

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