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Chair F*cking Simulator

Use our innovative patented funky fresh ChairF*cker simulation tech to meet the chair of your wildest dreams.

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Muito positivas (15) - 100% das 15 análises de usuários dos últimos 30 dias são positivas.

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Extremamente positivas (544) - 95% das 544 análises de usuários deste jogo são positivas.

Data de lançamento:

7/jul./2020

Desenvolvedor:

SoSorrySoft

Distribuidora:

SoSorrySoft

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Título: Chair F*cking Simulator
Gênero: Casual, Indie, Simulação

Desenvolvedor: SoSorrySoft

Distribuidora: SoSorrySoft

Data de lançamento: 7/jul./2020

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Comprar Chair F*cking Simulator

$1.99

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Análises

“Well this is just going to live inside my steam account forever now, isn't it”
Barry Kramer

“What have I done what have I done what have I done”
Markiplier

“I was using chairs the wrong way this whole time”
Warlord21

Sobre este jogo

ChairF*cker is an immersive, engaging gaming "experience" that helps players connect with not only themselves, but the world around them. Nowadays with phones, texting, massive pandemic events, this story needs to be told: The story of a soul, looking to reach out and connect. ChairF*cker is the story of love and loneliness in dark times. ChairF*cker is an experience where gamers get to really saddle up and settle into hardcore chair intercourse twitch gaming. Every second counts in this intense, society-challenging game.

Lock on

and fire away with over 100,000,000+ infinitely unique chair dating experiences until the sun dies. Enjoy the DEPTH of the story by reading chairs' dating profiles. F*ck those chairs if you want. Choose which chairs to f*ck! Call chairs on the phone! SCREAM LIKE A VERY LOUD GOAT!
Open a portal to hell, but beware of what's on the other side! It's a chair! Or is it yourself.

Get your gamer eggs in a tizzy with this Simulation

Blast your way through 1 environment
Learn the dark truth behind every Chair, what secrets unite them?
Bump your way to the top of the chair pile
Truly control the impact of your pelvic thrusts
Menus
Animation!
Clicking
Double clicking
Save game data!
Amazing!

What People Are Saying about this Bustin' Simulation Technology (BST)

"Well this is just going to live inside my steam account forever now, isn't it" - Barry Kramer

"What have I done what have I done what have I done" - Markiplier

"I'd much rather go around pretending to f*ck chairs ... over pretending to f*ck my relatives any day" -Minion_of_Luna

"Finally something for the hardcore chair/marshmallow niche" - Ronia

"I was using chairs the wrong way this whole time" - Warlord21

"This incredible artistic labor of love provides the user with unique and inspirational gameplay experiences coupled with a rich and soul-searching narrative as they relive - or encounter for the first time - the simple, yet deeply spiritual connection between a human and their sedentary resting device. Such riveting, oft-epiphanic transcendental life events, previously only achievable whilst supine, recumbent anterior to the earth, have been lovingly and painstakingly recreated by the authors of Chair F*cking Simulator, allowing generations worldwide to create cherished memories.
Perfect for any private or office environments, this magnificent feat of creative innovation and interactive, personalized storytelling concocts an extravagant bodily solace experience to both the user in repose and the high-energy professional paradigm of today. A luxurious union of opulent indulgence seamlessly combined with rich familiarity that both titillates and enriches." - Toastedsnow

"Still a better love story than Twilight" -Revotur

"Better rating than Overwatch 2" -Erik Fury

Descrição do conteúdo adulto

Descrição dos desenvolvedores sobre o conteúdo:

Cartoonish references to passionate chair fucking, but no blatant genitalia. Lots of fucking cussing tho. Shit.

Requisitos de sistema

Mínimos:

Requer um processador e sistema operacional de 64 bits
SO: XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1
Processador: 2GHz
Memória: 4 GB de RAM
Placa de vídeo: 512 MB
Armazenamento: 460 MB de espaço disponível

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Requer um processador e sistema operacional de 64 bits

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