Farmageddon: A Cattle Royale is a series of cow puns masquerading as a new kind of roguelike.
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Positive (34) - 97% of the 34 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date:
Jul 23, 2021

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About This Game

Farmageddon: A Cattle Royale is a series of cow puns masquerading as a new kind of roguelike. Try to claim the divine pasture while picking up items along the way to improve your build! If you succeed, you become the next boss for other players to fight! With a new randomly generated map every day, and all sort of aMOOsing items to play with, what are you WHEYting for?

Seasons Beatings!


Each season in real life is reflected in the game! Rob a grave in October, and leave hoofprints in the snow during December! Unlock season exclusive skins, and enjoy special easter eggs on certain dates!

Cowstomization


Unlock cowsmetic options for your cow hero! A different skin is unlockable each day, or you can buy skins directly. Mix and match the head and body, and name your cow to make an impression on the Golden Herd Leaderboards!

A Cattle Royale


Each realtime day brings a new map with a new layout, and every run attempted during that day will play back at once like a ghost in Mario Kart, but with even MORE destructive power! Can you claim the divine pasture?

Moo's the Boss


....So you've claimed the divine pasture. Congrats! You're the boss now! You can try and dethrone your previous run, or challenge your friends to take them down! Your boss will have the same inventory and relative health you finished the game with! You better be well equipped!

System Requirements

Windows
macOS
    Minimum:
    • OS *: Windows 7 or later
    • Processor: Intel or AMD Dual Core CPU
    • Memory: 512 MB RAM
    • Graphics: (Integrated): Intel HD Graphics or AMD (formerly ATI) Radeon HD Graphics (Discrete): Nvidia GeForce 9600 GT or AMD Radeon HD 2400
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 300 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: Internet Connection Required
    Recommended:
    • OS *: Windows 7 or later
    • Processor: Intel i7
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: (Integrated): Intel HD Graphics or AMD (formerly ATI) Radeon HD Graphics (Discrete): Nvidia GeForce GTX 760 (or greater) or AMD Radeon HD 7600 (or greater)
    • DirectX: Version 10
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: Internet Connection Required
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
    Minimum:
    • OS: Mac OSX 10.9 Mavericks or Later
    • Memory: 512 MB RAM
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Additional Notes: Internet Connection Required
    Recommended:
    • OS: OSX 10.13 High Sierra
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Additional Notes: Internet Connection Required

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