Humanity has been destroyed - and it's up to Gori, along with his deadly but wise-cracking sentient hoverboard, F.R.A.N.K, and morose AI companion, CH1-P, to shred and slay the evil Adorable Army!
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Humanity has been destroyed - and it's up to Gori, along with his deadly but wise-cracking sentient hoverboard, F.R.A.N.K, and morose A.I companion, CH1-P, to slay the evil Adorable Army with lethal combos.

Fuelled by insatiable demand, 'Cool-Toyz Inc.' created 'Ultra Pets'. The ultimate companions that never hunger, never require bathroom breaks and are impervious to the ravages of time. Little did anyone expect the mutation that transformed these perfect pets into twisted toys straight from your nightmares, hell-bent on wiping out humanity.

Master explosive weaponry and devastating combos in an epic battle to prevent the Adorable Army from conquering the galaxy, and rescue Professor Y, their missing creator and only human who showed Gori and his friends love. Push your combat and platforming skills to the limits as you fight your way through twisted landscapes filled with environmental hazards, razor-sharp adult humour and a bone-crunching, pulse-pounding soundtrack.

These reluctant heroes must track down and obliterate the generals of the Adorable Army, and with the help of a wild cast of unlikely allies - discover the truth about Cool-Toyz Inc. and unravel the secrets of this thrilling, action-packed hack ‘n’ slash adventure. Get ready to unleash the cuddly carnage!



One of the last prototype synthetic pets, smuggled out of Cool-Toyz Inc before destruction, Gori is cute, cuddly, yet extremely deadly.





Save the galaxy with a team of the unlikeliest heroes, from F.R.A.N.K and CH1-P to a host of unexpected allies, with a script packed with heart and adult humour that’s as razor-sharp as F.R.A.N.K’s blades!





Battle the blood-thirsty hordes of the Adorable Army in fast-paced combat where your hoverboard is your weapon! Power slide, grind and spin to cause MAXIMUM carnage and high combo scores.





From neon-drenched city streets and toy factories awash with deadly toxins, to twisted carnivals and the insides of arcade machines - each level is filled with lethal environmental hazards and mutated toys to push your combat and platforming skills to their limits.





This cat has claws… and a devastating arsenal of explosives, razor-sharp weaponry and unlockable moves to lay waste to the Adorable Army in the most brutal and stylish way possible.





Use your extreme hoverboard parkour skills to explore every corner of the level for collectables that unlock radical new filters, outfits and fur-styles for Gori!





Paint the town red with F.R.A.N.K’s blades as you slice and dice with gratuitous amounts of dismemberment - body horror and the most twisted toy designs you’ve ever seen!





Skate and slay out to an original bone-crunching soundtrack bursting with energy across multiple genres.





  • Play as a badass cat with a team of unlikely heroes
  • Battle blood-thirsty hordes of mutated toys
  • Explore multiple levels filled with lethal environmental hazards
  • Master a devastating arsenal of explosives, razor-sharp weaponry and unlockable moves
  • Use your extreme hoverboard parkour skills to explore every corner of the level for collectables
  • Turn the town red with F.R.A.N.K’s blades as you slice and dice
  • Skate and slay out to an original bone-crunching soundtrack



The game contains foul language, excessive gore, and other adult content! Enjoy!



Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

The game contains semi-realistic, excessive gore and dismemberment. We're talking buckets of blood!

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10 64-bit
    • Processor: Intel Core i5 6th Gen or AMD Ryzen 3
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia GTX 1050, Intel Arc A380, AMD RX560
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 4 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10 64-bit
    • Processor: Intel Core i7 10th Gen or AMD Ryzen 5
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia GTX 2060, Intel Arc A750, AMD RX 5600xt
    • DirectX: Version 12
    • Storage: 8 GB available space

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