Help the grumpy cactus reach the stars! Find your way all the way up! Upgrade your way up until you reach the best view of the night sky.
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Positive (38) - 86% of the 38 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date:
Feb 24, 2020

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Play Shitty Cactus

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About This Game

The grumpy cactus has done enough standing around!
At least it wan't to have a good view. Can you help the cactus?

Jump until you reach the stars! Or at least get closer to them.
Break the clouds and break the records, reach new heights!

If you can't go further or can't go fast enough, return and upgrade the cactus.
Jump heigher, run faster, find more clouds, coins and platforms.
And most of all... die less.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Title contains a curse word.

System Requirements

    • OS: 7 SP1+
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • DirectX: Version 10
    • Storage: 120 MB available space

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