Help! I am REALLY horny! is a highly interactive adventure dating game where you color the tale along the way in unforeseeable ways through your choices and your dick slapping and tit swinging inputs.
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Positive (22) - 86% of the 22 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date:
Feb 25, 2020
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“The irony of a game filled to the brim with giant dicks still being more respectful to consumers than many other titles is not lost on me.”

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

There is no real nudity in the game, but there is cartoon nudity . The game is about lust and how it can affect our way of thinking and acting. Although no intercourse visuals are displayed, the topic is hinted at and discussed. Topics like sleeping with an ex-partner that you no longer are in love with.

About This Game

Have you ever done something really stupid and very shortsighted, while you were horny? Something you would never even consider doing, had it not been for your overwhelming lust?

You wake up on a Friday, hornier than you have ever been before, which makes you unable to concentrate on anything else than sex. Sunday is your parents' silver wedding anniversary and you have not yet written the anniversary song you promised. Therefore, you have to go on a noble quest to make yourself un-horny, so you can write the song and not yet again disappoint your parents.

- Play either as a dick or pussy, who is either into dancing with the other sex or the same sex.

- Lots of cute, dancing genitals.

- 30% chance you will experience two bad fart jokes.

- Designed for multiple playthroughs for the REALLY horny ones.

- Explore your own lust with your friend between your legs.

- 110% chance you will end up making some decisions that your mommy will not be proud of.

System Requirements

    • OS *: Windows 7, Windows 8, Windows 10
    • Storage: 220 MB available space
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.

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