Where can i start with Pat and Mat the video game. Have you ever played the perfect game? Have you ever tasted food so good you went into a coma for 2 weeks? Have you ever felt a love worth more than life it self? This is what Pat & Mat symbolizes to me, it is the very peak of human ingenuity. I have played many games in my time but none have touched me like Pat & Mat, The story is simple yet elegant There are no cut scenes and the story is shown simply through Pat & mat's interactions and how they deal with the struggles we all face in everyday life. In doing this they show us we are not alone in the world, they show us that life is about more than the money you earn and the things you own, they show us what it means to be human.

This is more than a video game, it's a way of life... This is Pat & Mat

Experience Pat & Mat, the heartbreaking tale of two homosexual deviants trying to hide their forbidden love from the opressive 1980's Czechoslovakian regime. After leaving their window open during a night of passionate love, Pat and Mat must flee from the authorities, lest they be lynched and made an example of. You guide the two lovers, either in singleplayer or Co-operative as you battle police and bigoted countryman in a two-man war. Will you fight through the endless waves of enemies and escape to America? Or will this story have a tragic ending?

14 years after third impact, Pat awakens to a world he does not remember. He hasn't aged. Much of Earth is laid in ruins, their car has been dismantled, and people who he once protected have turned against him. Befriending the enigmatic Mat, Pat continues the fight against the angels and realizes the fighting is far from over, even when it could be against his former allies. The characters' struggles continue amidst the battles against the angels and each other, spiraling down to what could inevitably be the end of the world.

Matt & Pat should totally play Pat & Mat. Just like that one time Total Biscuit played W.T.F.

That said, despite this being a game for kids, it is little more than a demo. It seems this was supposed to be 5 episodes long, and it only consists of 1 episode. And it can be completed rather quickly. You have 3 mini games, of which only 1 is actually fun, and a very short point and click "adventure" style game.

The main part of the game, which is a short little bit about this duo's car getting a flat tire, is over with in a few minutes. You simply click either of the duo, click on an object, and try to find what another object or set piece to match it with to progress to build a wacky contraption to fix the flat tire. Some of it makes sense, and some of it is strictly in the off the wall fashion that you would expect from a point and click adventure, but with a bit more, albeit easy, trial and error.

Once that is done, you also have 3 mini games to play. A picture puzzle game, a fashion show memory game, and a mini golf game. Of the 3, the mini golf is the only one I found enjoyable. But that is not saying much. This IS a kids game after all.

Should you buy it for your kids? I'd say no. Not at regular price. This game is incomplete, and given the date it came out, will probably never be finished. If you want a nice mini game collection your kids can enjoy on PC without you feeling ripped off, there are far better games.

If you want more brain damage than the show gave you this is the game for you

it's like a puzzle game for those with special needs and absolutely nothing makes any sense whatsoever

what do i like about the game? i got 1 answer... The music