Kennen Sie schon die Lionhearts? Die schmatzende zwielichtige Rebellenbande hat es mit einer schweren Aufgabe zu tun. Aber ausgestattet mit einer Menge an ungeheuerlichen Waffen sollte der Sieg mit höchstens 12.000 Kugeln doch möglich sein.
Sehr positiv (64 Reviews) - 89 % der 64 Nutzerreviews für dieses Spiel sind positiv.
Veröffentlichung: 2. Dez. 2003

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Kennen Sie schon die Lionhearts?
Die schmatzende zwielichtige Rebellenbande hat es mit einer schweren Aufgabe zu tun. Aber ausgestattet mit einer Menge an ungeheuerlichen Waffen sollte der Sieg mit höchstens 12.000 Kugeln doch möglich sein. Schaffen Sie es, eine Armee von psychotischen Robotern und einen gigantischen Riesen zu besiegen und die Welt zu retten ohne schon selbst alles vorher zu zerstören?
  • Erleben Sie eine unterhaltsame Geschichte mit Ihren schmatzenden Komplizen.
  • Besiegen Sie gefährliche Feinde wie Grunts, die halb Mensch und halb Tier sind, Androiden, mächtige Riesen, böse Mönche und wilde Zweigkreaturen.
  • Verwenden Sie über 17 seltsame Waffen wie den Topsy-Turvy, den Vindaloo Raketenwerfer oder das kleinste schwarze Loch der Welt und die Land Shark Pistole.
  • Erkunden Sie fünf verschiedene Umwelten inklusive schneebedeckten Regionen, Bergen mit toller Aussicht, düsteren Wäldern und klitschigen Felsen.
  • Schießen Sie sich durch 21 Missionen voller Action.


    • Betriebssystem: Windows 2000, XP oder Vista
    • Prozessor: Pentium III 1GHz oder AMD Athlon 1GHz
    • Speicher: 256 RAM
    • Grafik: 32 MB 3D Grafikkarte mit Hardware T&L-Kompatibilität
    • DirectX®: DirectX 9.0b
    • Festplatte: 4.5 GB of freier Festplattenspeicher
    • Sound: 100% DirectX9.0 kompatible Soundkarte
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Sehr positiv (64 Reviews)
Kürzlich verfasst
( 0.6 Std. insgesamt )
Verfasst: 4. Juni

Ich fange bei solch einem Klassiger jetzt nicht mit PRO und CONTRA an. "Armed and Dangerous" war bereits auf Konsole ein Muss und reißt einfach mit Witz, Spielspass, einfacher Steuerung, epochal kommischen Dialogen (Monologen) in den Zwischensequenzen, einer kreativen Waffenauswahl (fern ab von jeglicher Normalität) mit. Farbenfrohe Levels und verschiedene Spielvarianten erzeugen ein hohes Mass beim Spass am Spiel. Schlicht gehalten aber nicht stupide oder seinseitig. Bereits vor Jahren wünschte ich mir von Hersteller LUCAS ARTS einen Nachfolger. Alles in allem sehr zu empfehlen.
Hilfreich? Ja Nein Lustig
( 10.3 Std. insgesamt )
Verfasst: 17. April
Quirky old third-person shooter, with a totally whacky story, nutty characters and hilarious weapons (like the Land Shark Gun, which as the name suggests, fires a shark into the ground which then eats your enemies). The game parodies a bunch of films and other games, and you'll keep noticing the little jokes if you look for them (although most are balls-out and overt).

It's a bit old and it's showing its age but I remembered having fun with this a *decade* ago and decided to purchase again on Steam and re-play it. I'm pretty sure I had just as much fun.

The game doesn't really help you out much with how to do things, so here's a tip: when you're doing the tower defence mini-game, you can use A and D to move left and right. I literally didn't notice this until the very last tower defence which is pretty much impossible to beat without moving.
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Little B Gaming
( 7.1 Std. insgesamt )
Verfasst: 3. April

When I hear “bunch of misfits” I always think of these guys here. They are united by one goal, they are brave, they are weird, they are human, robot, mole and a smelly old man. They are ... Lionhearts!!! This is one of the wackiest game i've ever played. I can't express how crazy and absurd (in a good way) are the story and characters. I write this review with a huge grin on my face. In almost every cutscene I laugh my ♥♥♥ off.

You are the Lionhearts, a bunch of misfits, who are trying to save their kingdom from the evil king Forge. He wants to unlock the power of the Book of Rule, so it's up to our heroes to steal the book from him and use it to undo all the bad things. Let me introduce the Lionhearts (drum roll): Q – big robot that like to drink tea and he always have a cup in his hand; Jonesy – a mole, often mistaken for a rat and everybody likes to make fun of him; Rexus – short and smelly old man, that put a spell to locked the book's power. He have some sort of jedi powers and he is blind as a bat; finally the character you control Roman. He always wear a red scarf around his mouth, like he is in the wild west. Truth to be told the game kinda feel that way. The story is complete bonkers and I love it. It will take to very different places and you will meet a whole bunch of insane characters, more crazy than our heroes. King Fogre is also insane. He sends his son Stig to lead his army againts the Lionhearts and he is … to say it politely, not very bright person. I don't want to spoil more. One last thing. In every cutscene you will see amazing stuff.

The gameplay is straightforward. It's a third-person shooter and you play only as Roman, but Jonesy and Q are always behind you. They help, but you will do most of the shooting. You can give them three command – guard an area, return to you and defend you. They have their health bars, but if some of them die it's not instant game over. You will see them in the next level if the story dictates that. I try always to make them run over a health pack, but it's not that easy.

The weapons are great. You have some standard like submachine gun, sniper rifle and bolt action rifle, but the others are amazing – Gurnar personal mortar who looks like a tuba and fires granades, rocket launcher that can fire up to four homing rockets and my favourite and the most unique ever created in any media – land shark gun! (появяват се думите една по една и една акула) You fire it at some target and the shark start “swimming” and then it start to eating enemies. It will follow you around for a short period of time. The ammo for all the weapons can be acquired in two ways. The first is by killing enemies they drop different types (they also drop health packs) and the second is by going into “The Grunt & Polewart”. It's a pub. There also you can change your weapon, fill up your ammo and health. What better way to get them and drink a beer.

The secondary weapons are also insane. Sticky bomb that makes enemies run in panic when it's on them. It's funny to see them running around and screaming. There are more. Guy Fawks Traitor bomb – turns enemies againts each other, Knockout bomb – giant boxing glove that punches enemies from a distance, Portable Black Hole and finally the best from the secondary – Tropsy Turvy bomb. It turns the world upside down and enemies fall to their death. If the weapons were all standard the gameplay would be kinda boring.

The level design is okay. There vast open spaces, but earlier levels feel kinda empty. Yes, you will shoot constantly, but there isn't something interesting sights to see. But later levels are much better. Most of the buildings can be destroyed and for such an old game, it's interesting to see it. You will see snowy villige, shooting bad guys near the beach or in a trenches and so on. The levels have this weird mix setting between middle ages and steam punk. Really interesting design. There also hidden tokens spread around the levels and when you find them you will unlock things like big head, big hands, another difficulty and so on.

After every few levels there is a turret section. They are 2-3 minutes long and don't overstay their welcome. They are fun and challenging enough. And speaking of difficulty this game is not easy. The enemies are not Storm troopers. They are accurate and they will shoot on sight. I died quite a few times, so you have to use all your tools to survive.

One of the best things here is the voice acting. It's simply amazing. When you combine it with the great writing, you have fantastic recipe for laughing a lot. All actors have british accent. Some sound more scottish, others more english. They all do amazing job. Even the side characters are greatly voiced. My favourite character is Rexus. He is more goofy and with him are the best scenes.

The soundtrack is also good. Typical orchestral tracks, but some have this military vibe and feel like you are in a war. Others are more ambient, but nothing is more satisfying that to kill enemies accompanied by scottish bagpipes. They will lift your spirit up and you will fight more agressively!

The things I don't like here are not many. The graphics are not a problem for me. The game came out in 2003, so you can't expect to look great. The biggest problem is the lack of enemy variety. You will see all the time the grunt with bolt action rifle, sniper rifle or the guy with submachine gun or granade launcher. There are few flying like zeppelin and the really big enemies (they are tough and fun to fight), but they are few and far between. The other problem that people may have is with the gameplay. It's repetetive, but I like it. The crazy guns and funny cutscence is what kept the game become stale.

The game is made by Planet Moon Studios, which also made another underrated cult classic – Giants: Citizen Kabuto, a game ahead of it's time. It's like their faith to make underrated games. If you didn't guess by now, I love AnD. Everything is over the top! The characters, the guns, the enemies. It's funny as hell, you have crazy weapons, hilarious cutscenes, it runs great on a modern PC and on top of that you have a freaking jetpack! Instantly 10/10! Bad joke aside this is a refreshing idea to spice up the gameplay. It adds verticality. Some enemies have it too and it's fun to fly around and try to shoot each other. Or just grab the homing rocket launcher. You have it in almost half of the game and it's amazing! It's not an expensive title, so go now and buy it. I had hell of a good time with Armed and Dangerous.
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( 3.6 Std. insgesamt )
Verfasst: 23. Januar
I cannot recommend this game.

The difficulty fluctuations, dry/low-brow humor, messy textures, and exceptionally repetitive levels prove that it has not aged well.

Look elsewhere for hidden gems.
Hilfreich? Ja Nein Lustig
( 0.6 Std. insgesamt )
Verfasst: 26. Oktober 2015
Funny stuff but it didn't age well...
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( 0.1 Std. insgesamt )
Verfasst: 9. September 2015
Spiel KOMPLETT auf englisch!!!! Obwohl bei Steam andere Sprachen gelistet, KEINE Einstellung zum ändern der Sprache...
Hilfreich? Ja Nein Lustig
( 3.1 Std. insgesamt )
Verfasst: 3. September 2015
Can't even create an account with it crashing.
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( 4.7 Std. insgesamt )
Verfasst: 5. August 2015
И тут я ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Hilfreich? Ja Nein Lustig
( 0.6 Std. insgesamt )
Verfasst: 2. Juni 2015
I wanted more Giants but this wasn't it. Still, kinda fun. My old antivirus used to flag the exe all the time so now it doesn't run.
Hilfreich? Ja Nein Lustig
Viriatus PC
( 6.0 Std. insgesamt )
Verfasst: 5. April 2015
7.5 / 10 . It has crazy weapons , hilarious dialogues and cutscenes , and great voice acting , tough there are some minor flaws .
Full video review below :
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4 von 4 Personen (100 %) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
Nicht empfohlen
2.1 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 24. April 2014
An sich ein schönes Spiel doch es hat einen gewaltigen Haken!
Mitten im Spiel erscheint auf einmal die Fehlermeldung man solle die richtige CD-ROM einlegen..
hahaha die richtige CD-ROM wenn man dieses Spiel im Steam Store erwirbt?
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46 von 49 Personen (94 %) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
2 Personen fanden dieses Review lustig
1.3 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 26. Juli 2014
For me, this was one of those "Oh snap! I played this as a kid and it was AMAZING, let's play it again!"
aaaaaand then I realize that it hasn't quite aged very well. Don't get me wrong though, this is still a positive review. I'm just being honest with myself. It looks pretty muddy, the controls aren't that great and overall? We've just done much better in the realm of 3rd Person FPS games since then.
HOWEVER. It is still a hilariously original game with memorable characters (the tea drinking, british centurion robot is my favorite) and it's still very playable. If you want to revist some nostalgia? I say it's worth the price. If you've never played it before, you'll probably be a hate-it-or-love-it type of person. It might be too archiac for you or it might be just right.
For me? it's a classic gem that may not have aged super well, but it's still an entertaining and memorable experience.
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19 Personen fanden dieses Review lustig
8.1 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 16. Juli 2014
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8.5 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 30. Mai 2014
I bought this game just for Sharks.
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10 von 10 Personen (100 %) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
1 Person fand dieses Review lustig
0.7 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 24. Oktober 2014
This game is the funniest game I've ever played. The graphics aren't the best but what do you expect, it's a game from the early 2000's. I honestly think that the developer's were focusing more on the humor than anything else. If you want a good laugh, then I highly recommend this game.
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23 von 34 Personen (68 %) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
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6.4 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 11. Januar 2014
Awsome game, the story is hilarious, the characters are hilarious and the gameplay is mediocre. 6.5/10
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17 von 23 Personen (74 %) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
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4.0 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 16. September 2014
A planet moon studios game? AWESOME BY DEFAULT!
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16 von 22 Personen (73 %) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
1.9 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 27. Februar 2014
A good Lucas Arts third person shooter. From the zanny characters to the intense gunplay, there's a lot to like. The story is unexpectedly weak, and gameplay involves destorying spawn points that will spew enemies until destroyed. However, I whole-heartedly recommend this game, and only wish there was more to say about it.
Here's gameplay:
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9 von 12 Personen (75 %) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
6.1 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 6. Februar 2014
You get to shoot sharks out of a gun. Seriously buy this game it's campy, fun, albeit short. Get it and have a few larks
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Verfasst: 27. Dezember 2011
An underappreciated gem of a game. Of course, any game with land sharks gets my vote.
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