A Hilarious Insult-‘em up in which players must verbally take-out their friends and family in different game modes. Assemble witty insults using different word strings, and employ combos, criticals, continuations and more to battle your opponents both offline and online across multiple devices using crossplay.
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Very Positive (73 reviews) - 87% of the 73 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
Very Positive (1,862 reviews) - 93% of the 1,862 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Oct 25, 2016

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July 18

New modding tools and modding contest for The Hollywood Roast

Before The Postal Dude invades The Insult Simulator, we have a special treat for our beloved Hollywood Roasters. Especially its modding community - they demanded easier ways to record voice for custom characters and they received it. Now there’s a built-in tool that will hold your hand making the recording process as easy and pleasant as insulting celebrities on Twitter.

But there’s more! We have a pleasure to announce our Oh...Sir! Community Contestt for modders! Create a character and win the NVIDIA GTX 1070 graphics card and/or a stack of fresh and brilliant games! Deadline: August 8th!
Check out the details on our forum: http://steamcommunity.com/app/575330/discussions/0/1457328927850916517/.

And if you've spent the last months resting in a pet shop, here's where you can find The Hollywood Roast:

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July 13

The Oh…Sir! The Summer Blockbuster Season is here! – Hot New Content Coming All Month Long

Are you tired of everyone in your life insisting that you have to go outside to have fun just because it’s summer? Are you sick of sweating through all of your fanciest soft linen jackets and expensive dockers? According to new research*, interpersonal insults hit their annual peak over the summer months as tempers flare in the stifling sun.

To mark this offensive occasion, we’re super excited to announce the Oh…Sir! Summer Blockbuster Season! That’s right, we have so much free new content coming that we decided to just throw one big month-long party. Don’t worry though, everyone is invited to this summer insult-a-thon, because we have a whole host of new updates coming to both Oh..Sir! The Insult Simulator and its equally disrespectful progeny Oh…Sir! The Hollywood Roast.

There’s just so much content coming that we decided to employ the most powerful tool of Western Society, the bullet point list, to make sure that we can explain them all…..so cover any heat sensitive eyeballs, because here’s the scorching list of upcoming Free updates.

Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator:
  • Brand New Free Celebrity Character Postal Dude: We’ve been listing to all of your endless, incessant, and borderline hurtful requests for one of the most infamous characters in video game history. We couldn’t be prouder to announce that we’ve been working closely with the distinguished humans at Running With Scissors to add the one-and-only protagonist of the Postal series, the Postal Dude as a playable character! He is fully armed to the teeth with a barrage of devastating put-downs and isn’t afraid to use them on anyone and everything. Not only that, all of these weapons of verbal destruction will be delivered by the original Postal voice actor Rick Hunter! - Coming July 25th

Oh…Sir! The Hollywood Roast:
  • Brand New Playable Character Jane Blunt: Visit “Casino Quarter Pounder” with the spy who will roast you - Jane Blunt, on her majesty’s silly service. She’s a view to an insult, but not necessarily for your eyes only. So don’t be an octopussy - roast and let roast, than roast some more another day. The burns are forever! (are those enough Bond references? Can we please go home now?) – Available Now!
  • New Custom Voice Recorder Tool For Character Creator Feature + Modding Contest Launch: This new tool will allow anyone to record-and-upload their very own VO to their custom character. We’re so excited to see what defamatory monstrosities you lovely gentlemen will create that we’re putting together a Modding Contest! Participants will be able to win a mountain of free games from our overlords at Gambitious and other indie brethren. One especially creative slanderer will even win a brand new NVIDIA GTX 1070 GPU! We will be announcing the full list of prizes and rules for this contest soon, so please keep an eye on this space – Coming July 18th
  • Small Screen Stars Free DLC Release: Live out all of your millennial dreams by playing as some of your favorite YouTube and Twitch stars by downloading this free DLC pack. It includes notable stars such as JackSepticEye, ZombiUnicorn, EatMyDiction, and ThinkNoodles - Available First week of August
So stop pretending you have anything better to do, and join us for this unforgettable insult-a-thon celebration. Because this summer, the only thing hotter than the weather, is the roasted corpses of your opponents!

*so new it hasn’t been researched yet, you armpit of an arachnid’s uncle

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“So many games attempt humour and wit and fall painfully short of the mark, but Oh…Sir! manages to be outrageously funny without trying too hard”
8/10 – GameSpew

“Hours of slanderous and humorous enjoyment await players in this simple to play argument battler.”
9/10 – TechRaptor

“Obviously, this game is getting my highest recommendation, and I expect to see it on a few end of year lists”
5/5 – Pocket Tactics

About This Game

The parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for your disposal, Sir! Remember that silly game that parted lovers, destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? Here’s its successor that does even more, certainly with more style and more variety. And I have proof! This time you can spread affront to everyone in the world that has Internet access or - if you’re not the most sociable - you can sit alone and play with yourself. Nudge nudge.

So don’t let the parrot die for nothing and tell that grumpy old lady that her husband donated organs for a strange woman lying in a pond and that her sister poses nude for some dog. Then meet a retired hipster who admires pictures of a grunting sow, and a fake Russian who borrowed a dead body to put his teacup and crumpets on. It’s also the only game that lets you learn what’s The Meaning of Life, and that’s scientifically proven!

Game Features:

  • Loner’s Insult Tournament Mode: Battle your way through numerous unique situations and verbally assault your CPU
  • Real-Life Friends Mode: Belliger your actual friends on a couch, ottoman, or whatever else you like to rest your fanny on
  • Imaginary-Friends Mode: Verbally take down strangers from all over the world online, and bring the witty pain across any device using the game's Cross-Platform Multiplayer
  • 5 Hilarious Playable Characters: Each with their own unique voices, quirky traits and hilarious “insult bits”
  • Legendary Potty Mouthed Unlockable Heroes: Lay down some verbal carnage and unlock renowned potty mouthed special guest fighters, including Shadow Warrior's Lo Wang, with more additions to follow soon.
  • 4 Conflict Scenarios: Lay down some verbal jujitsu across 4 different testy situations and dynamic environments
  • Contentious Battle System: Employ combos, criticals, continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative opponents!

System Requirements

Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    • OS: Windows XP or Later
    • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 100 MB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.8 or Later
    • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • Storage: 100 MB available space
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
    • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • Storage: 100 MB available space
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