A Hilarious Insult-‘em up in which players must verbally take-out their friends and family in different game modes. Assemble witty insults using different word strings, and employ combos, criticals, continuations and more to battle your opponents both offline and online across multiple devices using crossplay.
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Very Positive (58 reviews) - 86% of the 58 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
Very Positive (1,808 reviews) - 93% of the 1,808 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Oct 25, 2016

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June 12

Roast the developers in the Roast Club

Welcome to the Roast Club. The first rule of Roast Club: you DO NOT talk about Roast Club. The second rule of Roast Club is: actually for now you can talk about it, we’re still short on members. Third rule of Roast Club: only two stars to a Roast. Fourth rule: one of them is a DEVELOPER.

You see, we were challenged by Sir Clearwater HERE... and we do accept the challenge!

So if you feel like Roasting someone talented and famous… that’s NOT the place. But if you want to vocalize your vile thoughts about mothers, fathers, sons and all possible relatives of the humble developers, turn on Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast and enter the Roast Club! First meeting starts tomorrow, 13th of June, at 5 PM GMT+2!

To play with us, look for VileLemon - one of the designers and an experienced bare-chested master of insults.

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May 31

A Star-Studded Premiere

The biggest cinematic sensation since popcorn is finally being screened on Steam near you! Experience the offensive adventures of The Greasy Wizard, Dirty Potter, Wisecrack, Marilyn Nomore and the rest of our all-star cast in this absolutely predictable Hollywood sequel that you're still going to love. So what are you waiting for? Book your tickets for the Roast that smashes box offices and makes the critics beg for more. And more they will receive, as there is a whole season of free updates in the works. Coming soon.

Attention, post-credits scene: the classic masterpiece "Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator" is not forgotten and is about to receive another update.

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“So many games attempt humour and wit and fall painfully short of the mark, but Oh…Sir! manages to be outrageously funny without trying too hard”
8/10 – GameSpew

“Hours of slanderous and humorous enjoyment await players in this simple to play argument battler.”
9/10 – TechRaptor

“Obviously, this game is getting my highest recommendation, and I expect to see it on a few end of year lists”
5/5 – Pocket Tactics

About This Game

The parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for your disposal, Sir! Remember that silly game that parted lovers, destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? Here’s its successor that does even more, certainly with more style and more variety. And I have proof! This time you can spread affront to everyone in the world that has Internet access or - if you’re not the most sociable - you can sit alone and play with yourself. Nudge nudge.

So don’t let the parrot die for nothing and tell that grumpy old lady that her husband donated organs for a strange woman lying in a pond and that her sister poses nude for some dog. Then meet a retired hipster who admires pictures of a grunting sow, and a fake Russian who borrowed a dead body to put his teacup and crumpets on. It’s also the only game that lets you learn what’s The Meaning of Life, and that’s scientifically proven!

Game Features:

  • Loner’s Insult Tournament Mode: Battle your way through numerous unique situations and verbally assault your CPU
  • Real-Life Friends Mode: Belliger your actual friends on a couch, ottoman, or whatever else you like to rest your fanny on
  • Imaginary-Friends Mode: Verbally take down strangers from all over the world online, and bring the witty pain across any device using the game's Cross-Platform Multiplayer
  • 5 Hilarious Playable Characters: Each with their own unique voices, quirky traits and hilarious “insult bits”
  • Legendary Potty Mouthed Unlockable Heroes: Lay down some verbal carnage and unlock renowned potty mouthed special guest fighters, including Shadow Warrior's Lo Wang, with more additions to follow soon.
  • 4 Conflict Scenarios: Lay down some verbal jujitsu across 4 different testy situations and dynamic environments
  • Contentious Battle System: Employ combos, criticals, continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative opponents!

System Requirements

Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    • OS: Windows XP or Later
    • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 100 MB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.8 or Later
    • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • Storage: 100 MB available space
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
    • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • Storage: 100 MB available space
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