A Hilarious Insult-‘em up in which players must verbally take-out their friends and family in different game modes. Assemble witty insults using different word strings, and employ combos, criticals, continuations and more to battle your opponents both offline and online across multiple devices using crossplay.
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Release Date: Oct 25, 2016

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January 16

Version 1.07 is Now Available - Albert Joins The Noble Miscreant Family!!

Dear prominent Ladies and Gentlemen,

It is our absolute distinct pleasure to inform you that a new gentleman has just entered the prestigious verbal jousting arena! So please give a warm gentlemanly welcome to Albert. He’s an enterprising chap who’s sure to bring additional levity to all of your Blue Mondays.

But that’s not all though! Today’s timely update also brings with it some new fixes and changes to help make your verbal activities all the more enjoyable.

Here’s a quick breakdown of what the update includes:

  • New character: An enterprising Cockney called Albert. Just Albert (do you remember that mysterious chap from our promo art? He’s finally in the game!)
  • AI tweaks
  • A player suggestion: The hand won’t disappear until you’re out of tea, so you’ll always remember to have that one last sip
  • Satan is less cruel now, which means it’s easier to get “The Number of The Beast” achievement
  • Serious Sam is a bit harder to unlock now: The ease of unlocking him was previously a result of a bug
  • Winter is Leaving: No more snowing and the characters have hidden their warm clothes at the bottom of their wardrobes.
We sincerely hope that you enjoy all of what this update has to offer, and please know that we’re hard at work expanding our little family of noble miscreants. So keep an eye out on this space, as we’ll have some fun surprises in store in the near future.

Thank you very much again for all of your distinguished support!

The Vile Monarch

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December 22, 2016

New Free Holiday Update is Now Available - Includes Mulled Wine!

Dear prestigious Ladies and Gentlemen,

It's that special time of the year when we restrain from insulting the people we love... Or do we?

After you're fed and tipsy with all the mulled wine you guzzled, why not indulge in a session of Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator with your father, your mother, your favorite auntie and a hamster? They will surely appreciate the seasonal additions that we just added - including obligatory winter hats and snow that falls even indoors. That's the magic of Christmas, Sir!

Have an amazing holiday break and thanks again for your continued support!

Yours with-or-without any mistletoe,

The Vile Monarch

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“So many games attempt humour and wit and fall painfully short of the mark, but Oh…Sir! manages to be outrageously funny without trying too hard”
8/10 – GameSpew

“Hours of slanderous and humorous enjoyment await players in this simple to play argument battler.”
9/10 – TechRaptor

“Obviously, this game is getting my highest recommendation, and I expect to see it on a few end of year lists”
5/5 – Pocket Tactics

About This Game

The parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for your disposal, Sir! Remember that silly game that parted lovers, destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? Here’s its successor that does even more, certainly with more style and more variety. And I have proof! This time you can spread affront to everyone in the world that has Internet access or - if you’re not the most sociable - you can sit alone and play with yourself. Nudge nudge.

So don’t let the parrot die for nothing and tell that grumpy old lady that her husband donated organs for a strange woman lying in a pond and that her sister poses nude for some dog. Then meet a retired hipster who admires pictures of a grunting sow, and a fake Russian who borrowed a dead body to put his teacup and crumpets on. It’s also the only game that lets you learn what’s The Meaning of Life, and that’s scientifically proven!

Game Features:

  • Loner’s Insult Tournament Mode: Battle your way through numerous unique situations and verbally assault your CPU
  • Real-Life Friends Mode: Belliger your actual friends on a couch, ottoman, or whatever else you like to rest your fanny on
  • Imaginary-Friends Mode: Verbally take down strangers from all over the world online, and bring the witty pain across any device using the game's Cross-Platform Multiplayer
  • 5 Hilarious Playable Characters: Each with their own unique voices, quirky traits and hilarious “insult bits”
  • Legendary Potty Mouthed Unlockable Heroes: Lay down some verbal carnage and unlock renowned potty mouthed special guest fighters, including Shadow Warrior's Lo Wang, with more additions to follow soon.
  • 4 Conflict Scenarios: Lay down some verbal jujitsu across 4 different testy situations and dynamic environments
  • Contentious Battle System: Employ combos, criticals, continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative opponents!

System Requirements

Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    • OS: Windows XP or Later
    • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 100 MB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.8 or Later
    • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • Storage: 100 MB available space
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
    • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • Storage: 100 MB available space
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