A Hilarious Insult-‘em up in which players must verbally take-out their friends and family in different game modes. Assemble witty insults using different word strings, and employ combos, criticals, continuations and more to battle your opponents both offline and online across multiple devices using crossplay.
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Very Positive (66 reviews) - 87% of the 66 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
Very Positive (1,764 reviews) - 93% of the 1,764 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Oct 25, 2016

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May 23

Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast will be released on May 31st!

Dear glamorous Ladies & Gentleman,

The wait is almost over! Oh...Sir! The Hollywood is coming to flame you & your loved ones on May 31st!

You can watch its epic new teaser-of-a-teaser trailer below, because that's just how all of the cool Hollywood bigwigs are doing it these days.

Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast Release Date Teaser Trailer: https://youtu.be/EMR6ny2_yj0

True to modern moviemaking, Oh…Sir! The Hollywood Roast takes the series in a dark direction, with gritty new features like an expanded career mode, Steam Workshop character creation tools and controller integration. The script has been rewritten a dozen times by heavy-handed executives to ensure that Oh…Sir! The Hollywood Roast offers twice the vocabulary of its predecessor. The producers have also recast and redesigned the scoring system for more engaging fights while introducing a hot new charged comeback mechanic that lets players drop the final curtain on each other with dramatic effect.

Your support has been like a well-written Hollywood romance, and we will never get over you once the inevitable tragedy strikes in the third act. So before your untimely death, we have one more big surprise planned for Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator! We will have more information to share about this free update soon, but let's just say that a top requested famous face will be entering the verbal arena soon.

For now we're all giddy with excitement to hear what you guys think of The Hollywood Roast, and we can't wait to flame you & everyone you ever cared about online in one short week!

Yours Insincerely,

The Vile Monarch

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May 15

Is the game dead on the loading screen? No, it’s resting.

Dearest Players,

although our little studio is mostly focused on the game’s console port and its sequel, we are still listening to your praise and… yes, your complains as well. Among them a few about the game stopping on the loading screen. Well, we are pleased to notify you, that the problem is no more. It has ceased to be.

Best Regards,
Vile Monarch

But if you still happen to encounter this or any other problem with the game, please do not hesitate to disturb us during our more significant tasks and use all means to annoy us so much that we’ll take a look at it just to make you stop bugging us.

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“So many games attempt humour and wit and fall painfully short of the mark, but Oh…Sir! manages to be outrageously funny without trying too hard”
8/10 – GameSpew

“Hours of slanderous and humorous enjoyment await players in this simple to play argument battler.”
9/10 – TechRaptor

“Obviously, this game is getting my highest recommendation, and I expect to see it on a few end of year lists”
5/5 – Pocket Tactics

About This Game

The parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for your disposal, Sir! Remember that silly game that parted lovers, destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? Here’s its successor that does even more, certainly with more style and more variety. And I have proof! This time you can spread affront to everyone in the world that has Internet access or - if you’re not the most sociable - you can sit alone and play with yourself. Nudge nudge.

So don’t let the parrot die for nothing and tell that grumpy old lady that her husband donated organs for a strange woman lying in a pond and that her sister poses nude for some dog. Then meet a retired hipster who admires pictures of a grunting sow, and a fake Russian who borrowed a dead body to put his teacup and crumpets on. It’s also the only game that lets you learn what’s The Meaning of Life, and that’s scientifically proven!

Game Features:

  • Loner’s Insult Tournament Mode: Battle your way through numerous unique situations and verbally assault your CPU
  • Real-Life Friends Mode: Belliger your actual friends on a couch, ottoman, or whatever else you like to rest your fanny on
  • Imaginary-Friends Mode: Verbally take down strangers from all over the world online, and bring the witty pain across any device using the game's Cross-Platform Multiplayer
  • 5 Hilarious Playable Characters: Each with their own unique voices, quirky traits and hilarious “insult bits”
  • Legendary Potty Mouthed Unlockable Heroes: Lay down some verbal carnage and unlock renowned potty mouthed special guest fighters, including Shadow Warrior's Lo Wang, with more additions to follow soon.
  • 4 Conflict Scenarios: Lay down some verbal jujitsu across 4 different testy situations and dynamic environments
  • Contentious Battle System: Employ combos, criticals, continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative opponents!

System Requirements

Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    • OS: Windows XP or Later
    • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 100 MB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.8 or Later
    • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • Storage: 100 MB available space
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
    • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
    • Storage: 100 MB available space
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