Help Patchman rescue the Sheeple from enslavement by the Drone army! But... who is Patchman, and why shouldn't you be him? Find out in the game THEY don't want you to play!
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Oct 19, 2017

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What the developers have to say:

Why Early Access?

“We have a lot of ideas packed into this game, and a lot of ideas yet to implement! We want player input to mold and shape this into something radical! Which ideas should we pursue/drop? We'll know when you start playing and telling us what works and what doesn't.”

Approximately how long will this game be in Early Access?

“Six months minimum.”

How is the full version planned to differ from the Early Access version?

“The full version will have approximately twenty levels and four bosses. We have the first five levels and first boss ready for you now. We also have yet to add in decent sound effects, graphical effects, and more, so come along for the ride to see this stuff added in!”

What is the current state of the Early Access version?

“We have the core game ready to play, including five levels and a boss. Most of the levels are long, challenging, and complex, so you will probably not beat them right away. WARNING: there are a few things in the crowdfunding trailer that AREN'T yet in the game, but there are some things in the game that AREN'T in the trailer!”

Will the game be priced differently during and after Early Access?

“We haven't confirmed the final pricing, but it will likely be the same.”

How are you planning on involving the Community in your development process?

“We will have forums where users can chime in on what features need adding and what direction new levels should take. And, of course, bug fixes...”
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September 18



At the end of the year we'll be sending out Championship Coffee Mugs to the top players on our Steam leaderboards! We'll take a snapshot of the best scores at the end of each year, post them, and if you're on it you'll just need to contact us to claim your mug by sending us your mailing address. We hope to run the same contest every year.

For the best scores, and to be logged on Fastest Time boards, we advise playing on HARD difficulty mode.

You can see full information about the contest here:


We've added 6 trading cards to the game! The first five feature Patchman fighting one of the bosses in the game, while the final card is a special rare victory card showing Patchman on top of a pile of broken drones. In this card Patchman has all the power, as he holds the hoe, the most useful gardening tool, and in the other hand he holds the comic book, so he knows the truth...

We want to show them off but then that would spoil the fun of collecting them!
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July 6


After a lot of debate, we've made a significant change to our game mechanics. The hoe, shovel, and axe have all been modified and placed in different levels. Why? Part of the reason is that the hoe was always supposed to be the most powerful tool, the goto for Patchman, but it turned out the shovel became by far the best tool to take with you from the shack.


Hoe - Removes low plants from the ground/soil
Shovel - Digs new soil
Axe - Removes larger plants from the ground/soil


Axe - Removes most plants and bushes
Hoe - Creates new soil from grassy tiles
Shovel - Digs near water and rivers to expand them

This new setup gives a broader range of actions Patchman can do!

The unfortunate part is that now you get the Axe first, and that seems a bit out of place, not getting the Hoe until the Sheeple Rush level. Also, the Axe is misleading because players tend to think it can be used to attack Drones or Sheeple... but it's really not meant to do that. So we may even at some point replace the Axe with a less "offensive" tool.


All the tools still need more balancing. The hoe is a bit overpowerful, so we are thinking of ways to tone it down a bit. The overpower doesn't really make the game way easier, just slower. If you can hoe unlimited soil and grow too many plants, the simulation will just slow down. So we want to have a way to limit that, whether it's weeds or grass that overgrow your extra soil, or something else...
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About This Game

The Sheeple are in trouble - they've been enslaved by the Drones - and it's all Patchman's fault! Now it's up to you to redeem Patchman, rescue the Sheeple, and uncover the awful secret behind the Drone army. Stay out of sight, wear clever disguises, search the forest for seeds, grow fruits and plants, tear down propaganda, awaken the Sheeple to break the control scheme, and power down those nasty robots! Featuring gaming's first anti-anti hero: Patchman, who you are, but aren't supposed to be! Make sense?

All that and more awaits in Don't Be Patchman, a sneak-and-grow adventure featuring realtime isometric action, procedural generation, colorful pixel art, disruptable economic system, stealth mechanics, farming combat, advanced enemy ai, tower defense, collectible comic book with epic plot twists, and more! Patchman vs. Red Circles is the complete standalone first episode of this game, but this package will also contain all future episodes as free add-ons!

Available now on SteamOS / Linux, Windows and Mac OSX. Includes Steam Achievements, Leaderboards, and Trading Cards! Playable with a gamepad, Steam controller, mouse+keyboard, or solo keyboard.

So... who is Patchman and why shouldn't you be him? Find out in the game THEY don't want you to play!

System Requirements

Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    • OS: Windows 7 and up
    • Processor: 4.0+ GHz Quad Core or better
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: nVidia 640 series or higher, equivalent Radeon or Intel or higher
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 350 MB available space
    • Sound Card: 100% DirectX9.0c compatible sound card and drivers
    • Additional Notes: A decent high-powered machine is required to run this software at 60 FPS.
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    • OS: 10.8.5 (Mountain Lion)
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo (Dual-Core)
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: nVidia 610M or higher, or Radeon 8400 or higher, or Intel HD 4000 or higher
    • Storage: 350 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Required
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04/14.04 LTS 64-bit
    • Processor: 2.0+ GHz Dual Core or better
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: nVidia 610M or higher, or Radeon 8400 or higher, or Intel HD 4000 or higher
    • Storage: 350 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Required
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