Dull, unpleasant gameplay. Pathetic animation and voice-acting. Laughable (in a bad way) story. Might be one of the worst games ever made. Don't buy it. Just don't.

I give this game 0/10 pounds of ground.

I went into this game expecting it to be one of the worst games I have ever played and in that I was disappointed, I am a bit of a Masochist when it comes to games and I do seek out bad games as well as good ones.

The other user reviews on this game plus TB's "Why do I own" video made this one sound like that would be that bad it would make a great video, So when it came on sale for 1€ I grabbed it.

The game is average. It does not do anything well but doesn't suck at anything to badly nether. It is what it is. If people really need tips on actually bad games they can feel free to drop be a line because this is not it.

Would I recommend this game? if it's on sale for a euro or two I guess why not but not at full price. but note it's just an average game with nothing that really stands out it doesn't do anything to wrong but nothing to right nether.

For those who want a hot tip on a game that far worse than this and to prove my point. Get "Dark Apes: The Fate of Devolution" Play that a while and this game will seem rather good :P

This game makes me fell like I'm high. I was doing that ♥♥♥♥, so believe me, I know what it's like.

PLUSES:
- Quite good music, not the BEST SOUNDTRACK EVER 20\10, but still very atmospheric.
- Graphics are...strange, in a good way.
- HOMERUN!!!!

MINUSES:
- Voice acting, it's horrible.
- Zambies. Why?
- EVERYTHING IS GREEN, AAAAH!
- No, zombies, really?

THE FINAL SCORE: 7\10, only for those who wants to LET THOSE GOD DAMN ZAMBIES FLY!

This is the most irritating and unfunny game I have ever played. If you need to grind your teeth into dust just play this for an hour or two. The soundtrack has stolen parts of Hitman Contracts' soundtrack in it, that is the only good part, slightly tainted by the thievery. ♥♥♥♥ you Tolah for buying me this game, and ♥♥♥♥ everyone involved in this games creation and distribution.

Funnier that a prickless cactus. (have no idea what that means, just sounds like what them rednecks might say) :D

This was possibly the worst game I have ever played in my meaningless existence; and I've played a lot of games. A lot of really bad games. So many, in fact, that one might say I am a masochist. And yet this remains the most horrid, putrid, wretched game I have ever had the misfortune of playing. I hate Bohemia for making it, I hate myself for buying it. 1.75/10