Strap it on and lock 'n' load in Grass Simulator, where you will Shoot, Loot and MOO! your way through multiple game modes revolved around...GRASS! Grass Simulator will revolutionize the way you look at grass.
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Mixed (600 reviews) - 48% of the 600 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Apr 1, 2015

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Strap it on and lock 'n' load in Grass Simulator, where you will Shoot, Loot and MOO! your way through multiple game modes revolved around...GRASS!. Grass Simulator will revolutionize the way you look at grass; Instead of it being that green stuff that you occasionally see in your garden that you never mow (Yes - We know you neglect it).

You play as Garry Rambler, a rogue mercenary that escaped from hell who has sworn to take revenge upon the illusive cows that lurk among the shadows whom murdered his family, stuck in a purgatory filled with nothing but cows, grass and more cows. Only equipped with his moustache, cliché 80's mullet and magnum revolver; the exact revolver he used to kill the legendary cow god that ordered his family to be executed, he must fend for himself in a cruel, unforgiving dimension.

Key Features


Classic Mode - Explore your environment equipped with your magnum, walk among the dense grass and trees and shoot cows that never seem to die.

Dubstep Cow Mode - If being a cow isn't cool enough, how about DUBSTEP COWS?!

Shooting Range - Test your aim at the shooting range, just try not to blow your foot off

Snowfall – Walk around the snowy mountains, with cows that are pretty cold

Multiplayer – Experience Multiplayer with 4-16 players, host and create your own servers

Bad Disco – What could go wrong when you add cows to an outside Disco?

Hell Fire – The grass has turned red and the map is on fire?!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP
    • Processor: 2.4 GHz Quad Core 2.0 (or higher)
    • Memory: 500 MB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Storage: 900 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Yes
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7
    • Processor: 3.4 GHZ Quad Core 2.0 (or higher)
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 900 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Yes
    Minimum:
    • OS: 10.8.5 (Mountain Lion)
    • Processor: 2.2Ghz Dual Core
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: OpenGL 2.0 compatible, 512 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 900 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or higher
    • Processor: 2.2Ghz Dual Core
    • Graphics: OpenGL 2.0 compatible, 512 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 800 MB available space
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Mixed (600 reviews)
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David.R
0.7 hrs
Posted: August 14
One word amazing!
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my city now
11.1 hrs
Posted: August 4
i love grass
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Charlie 5 Lives
0.2 hrs
Posted: August 2
10/10 would shoot invincible cows 1940s gangster style in a calm environment again.

(I don't normally write like that, but I had to for this simulator)
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the FDA
0.4 hrs
Posted: August 2
i paid no money for this game and i still feel robbed
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Adrian Shephard
7.0 hrs
Posted: August 2
I had lots of fun doing multiplayer with my friends
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alienzero2k1
1.2 hrs
Posted: August 1
no inverted controlls no options at all and no controller support... lol what a waste of 5 bucks
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Lochie
0.5 hrs
Posted: July 31
BEST GAME 10/10 WOULD MOO AGAIN
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Gato
0.3 hrs
Posted: July 21
Purchased it because I thought it was like Goat Simulator.
Surely, this is like, but without the fun. So ♥♥♥♥ing forced and lame.
Asked for refund.
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BugattiGunShotz
0.8 hrs
Posted: July 17
Better than actually laying on the floor and pretending to be grass
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m r h y d r a
1.0 hrs
Posted: July 17
R.I.P headphone users
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
10 of 10 people (100%) found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.4 hrs on record
Posted: August 2
i paid no money for this game and i still feel robbed
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
1.2 hrs on record
Posted: August 1
no inverted controlls no options at all and no controller support... lol what a waste of 5 bucks
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Most Helpful Reviews  Overall
1,589 of 1,690 people (94%) found this review helpful
144 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.7 hrs on record
Posted: April 5, 2015
How bad IS this game?

I was previously part of the Development Team that created this game, we was previously working on a game called Project Decay. This game basically followed the trend of sh*tty simulator games trying to suck money out of you.

I got this for free from MoWah, a friend of mine who also was on the team. It has no future, no enjoyment and definitely not worth any of your valuable money. Do not buy this game, PLEASE.
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715 of 740 people (97%) found this review helpful
523 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
1.3 hrs on record
Posted: April 12, 2015
Tired of having fun? Tired of all those pesky "good games"? Well look no further! Grass Simulator is the game for YOU! You'll enjoy hours of watching poorly drawn grass-sprites in this masterpiece of a game! A game that will somehow make your computer lag more than Skyrim on full graphics! Go Grass Simulator!

10/10 would rather watch paint dry
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789 of 829 people (95%) found this review helpful
42 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
1.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Posted: November 16, 2014
Oh su funi and random eks di eks di. Okay, the fun's over. Absolute rock bottom. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind stupid ways to have fun. I even found Goat Simulator (at least slightly) amusing, because - say what you want about it, but it clearly included some work being done, the city was filled with easter eggs, stuff to do, there were achievements, workshop support, etc. The developer is claiming that this is not trying to be Goat Simulator, but I'm absolutely sure this piece of software tried to go the same way while completely missing the point, offering no fun, basically no gameplay and failing at being funny.

The developer of this piece software completely misuderstood the point of Goat Simulator and thought that [insert random word here] Simulators are funny, because they are poorly made and you can't do anything there. Also making this type of "simulator" now is not even beating a dead horse, because the horse has been dead for half of the year, it's basically beating a horse skeleton now. I guess that developer decided to download Unity 3D and tried to put something together in it. Nothing against him, but you can clearly see he has absolutely no idea what he is doing. The menu is barely working, "Exit Game" button in the main menu doesn't work at all, other buttons in some game mods are bugged as well. Anyway let's get to the point. The game has four game mods. So let's do this, shall we?

Classic
First mode is called Classic. The first thing you will notice is a mouse cursor visible while playing, but it goes away when you click the mouse button. Second thing you will notice is absolutely insane performance. I have about 10-15 FPS on this small map on the fastest settings. On a small map with some grass and few ridiculously small cows randomly placed there. I would seriously like to know the reason of it being more hardware demanding than Crysis. I have two theories. First is that the physics (this is using PhysX, or at least it was installing it) is badly coded, second theory is that it's because there are like thousands of trees on the edge of the map. If you go too far, you die instantly and go back. But I found out that if you hold W and you keep holding it while dying, you just get back up and you can continue with your journey for self-discovery. The cows are stuck in 2 seconds long animation and you can even see when they are reseting. You have some weapons, which are absolutely pointless anyway, because there is nothing to shoot with them, except the ground, which is something, I guess? If you shoot the cow, nothing happens. There are bullet decals, but they are levitating in the air, because cows have invisible square hitboxes around them. Another thing is that these guns are stock default Unity guns I had pleasure to see in another awesome piece of software known as Air Control, and trust me, I would like to be joking. There are few round collectables on the ground that can be collected that will make you move faster or will slow down a time. I remember them from Air Control as well, so I think these things are included in Unity, or maybe in its Pro version. Well, that's the first mode for you anyway, let's move to the second one.

Grass
You... do nothing there, you can move the camera around and watch model of grass moving upwards from the ground. Su randum! Also there is a sketch of corn. It's not even modelled, it's just 2D picture with two colours used. Okay, that's the grass mode. This mode has bugged menu, because when I tried to click the button to go back to Main Menu, it didn't do anything, so I had to shut it down to be able to "play" another mode. Now let's skip to it!

Dubstep
Cuz you know, if you have no idea what to do, put dubstep there. In this mode there is just a very small map (with fence being the border) with some lights, dubstep music playing there and the cows rotating around. Comedy gold! The terrain is glowing and sky is moving. I guess it's hardcore party. There is one hipster cow that's not part of the crowd. This cow is flying, changing the scale, etc. I thought: "Wow, developer can scale a cow model, impressive!"

Range
I think that Range mode is supposed to be shooting mode, but to be honest, it doesn't work for me, so I guess it's broken. There is nothing happening when I load it. When I press Escape, I bug through the ceiling and fall on the ground and then... still nothing. Keys on my keyboard aren't doing anything and mouse as well, so I couldn't move and couldn't even move camera around. I guess you can use this mode as a wallpaper.

So that's Grass Simulator for you! Su funi! "But it's in Early Access!", you could say and the developer is promising another features added in the future. That's right, but look, there are good and promising games in Early Access that are only getting better and then there is this thing which obviously will never be good, because the developer is lacking developing skills and the whole idea of Grass Simulator is stupid to begin with. I would like to be proven wrong, but I don't think I will. For me, the biggest problem with this software is that skilled person would be able to make it in a day and amateur in few days with help of some YouTube tutorials. The most baffling thing is that this is being sold for actual money. It could be okay as a some learning project for developer on some website where you could play it in the web browser, but it's not okay as a product on Steam being sold for actual money. Especially for 8,99€ (10% off). I find this price absolutely ludicrous and mocking all the people who bought this for full price, because you can get Skyrim for lower price when it's on sale. Last message is for bunch of internet "comedians" making the same tired jokes in their reviews - we've already seen it milions of times, so you are not funny nor original, also you're giving it bigger score (Mostly Positive at the time of writing this review) that could mislead some people into thinking that this is actually something good.
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639 of 684 people (93%) found this review helpful
17 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
1.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Posted: November 13, 2014
First off i don't know if I am missing something or the plus reviews are fakes. Could go either way. I normally NEVER review a game but after running this software (was no playing and definately not a game) and reading what other people say. I loaded it up in every mode and for one I couldn't kill anything. I brought up the guns and blasted away But at point blank range it didn't hurt or even leave a mark on a cow or on the cutouts in the "Shooting Range"
I ran around and it just ended after a few minutes in teh "classic" mode, in the shooting range your stuck in a building you can't leave, And in all the other "modes" I couldn't even move. Although on pause the cows did.
If you want to load a program that has no purpose. Other than I guess you can get enjoyment out of spinning cows while it is paused. Then this is what you want. Personally i got the game for free and think i was ripped off.
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969 of 1,066 people (91%) found this review helpful
22 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Posted: November 13, 2014
I'm sure everyone will say something along the lines of grass is god, grass is life or some other stupid ♥♥♥♥ but I'm going to try and actually analyze this game and give you a real "review" of what "Grass Simulator" is. This is what I like to call a gag gift game, is it the next GOTY, no of course not. Is it odd and in some respects funny, of course. I don't recommend you purchase this game if you expect to get hours of entertainment or want anything aside from a few chuckles from time to time. This is a "game" if you can call it that, for a laugh. If you don't like seeing games like this then stop supporting them. I personally don't mind some lighthearted humour from time to time.

Do I recommend this? Not to the general audience but if you have a few bucks to blow and want to WTF from time to time, have a blast.

If you do want to see how this game is, I did a short montage showcasing what this game is about, funny moments.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0pOWNmKIXY&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLK0LFfNM-4&list=UUf2ocK7dG_WFUgtDtrKR4rw
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491 of 523 people (94%) found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Posted: November 14, 2014
This game is a piece of ♥♥♥♥. Why was it Greenlit?
All you do as far as I can tell is walk around in the grass and maybe shoot a gun eventually. That's it. Nothing else. You walk around in the grass. It reminds me of an old default Windows screensaver, just walking around in a field. And maybe shooting targets. I don't know, I couldn't even get to that. I get terrible FPS on such a tiny game, but that might just be my computer. But I can run TF2 and DayZ better than this - both games I'd rather be playing.
This game attempts to be funny, and to be a joke, but it fails at even that. It's a complete piece of ♥♥♥♥, not a game, not a joke, NOTHING!
Maybe, MAYBE at some point in the distant future this game will be worth $10, but right now - not at ALL.
0/10 I would never reccomend ever.
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437 of 462 people (95%) found this review helpful
43 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: May 24, 2015
What the actual ♥♥♥♥. This "game" completely misses the point of simulator games. Surgeon simulator was fun because it was a satire on how serious surgery is. This on the other hand has no reason for existing. All you do is walk around and shoot stuff because reasons. The game is also horribly buggy and runs like ♥♥♥♥. Avoid like the plague.
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575 of 625 people (92%) found this review helpful
77 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
1.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Posted: February 28, 2015
Not even a game.
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