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Prison authorities held a press conference today in reaction to calls for improved prison buildings after more than 3000 dangerous cons escaped confinement last week.
Reacting to the criticism, Prison Warden Chris D said to the press:
"Based on evidence taken from a variety of prisons over the past week, we've seen that cons are largely using a single method of escaping their jail time currently. With this information, we've constructed a new prison designed specifically to counter that method of escape."
Asked if he had a message for the escaped cons, Chris stated:
"They'll come back. They always do. It's a compulsion. But this time, they're going to have to be more innovative."
Meanwhile, in other news, mailing services worldwide have been forced to shutdown operations after an influx of large cakes destroyed mail sorting machines.
Congratulations on reaching 1000 escapees this week. We have enabled Cake Day. Everybody gets one. Download the latest update to find out more!
Next stop - 2000 escapees. Reach that and we'll unlock a new crafting item. Keep going, cons.
“The Escapists models the life of a prisoner fantastically, and provides the tools to live out your prison escape fantasy in a way that I haven’t seen in a video game, ever. I highly recommend picking it up”
“As far as originality and fun factor go, The Escapists does a lot of things right, and things can only improve from hereon.”
“The pixel art and excellent soundtrack do a great job in setting the atmosphere, and the game has a great base concept that encourages exploration and improvisation.”
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