The surgeon-simulator inspired Tea-making game is now available on Steam! Using the latest KS-001 Robo-Arm, you must practise making various types of tea.
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Mixed (98 reviews) - 54% of the 98 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Mixed (1,359 reviews) - 62% of the 1,359 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: May 30, 2014

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About This Game

It’s time for rehabilitation! You’re a recovering amputee, fitted with the latest modern technology. The KS-001 Robo-arm is capable of delicate tasks – if used efficiently.

What better challenge for the son of an Earl than to make tea for his father?

Good luck son.

You'll need it.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP
    • Processor: 1.6ghz CPU
    • Memory: 1024 MB RAM
    • Graphics: All DX9+
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 512 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7
    • Processor: 3.2 ghz CPU
    • Memory: 1024 MB RAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0a
    • Storage: 512 MB available space
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Mixed (98 reviews)
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Mixed (1,359 reviews)
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DjGodary86
3.5 hrs
Posted: August 31
Product received for free
I got this for free but there is no ♥♥♥♥ing way I would ever buy this game not even for one euro.
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Tony
0.7 hrs
Posted: August 31
I honestly don't know what I was expecting with a PUN-ishing name like that. It has a Surgeon Simulator feel while lacking any real mission besides slamming around objects like a 10-year old after drinking a single can of Monster Energy Drink. Of course, the only thing stopping you from doing this sort of thing forever is how easy it is to break the prosthetic arm and the desire you get after a couple of minutes to play a better game. All-in-all, I wouldn't recommend this if you're over the age of 10.

'Nough said.
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OvO
4.6 hrs
Posted: August 30
Product received for free
Gosh...I just wonder how many times i almost broke my real arm while playing this game.
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aka Panteras
5.2 hrs
Posted: August 29
spent hours trying to pick up one single tea bag
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Oiram
6.4 hrs
Posted: August 28
Surgeon Simulator knock off, not worth it unless it's on sale. Also the sugar cubes are 1000% impossible to pickup >:(
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Ellen Page
3.5 hrs
Posted: August 21
Awesome! Like this so much!
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a pillow gaming
1.5 hrs
Posted: August 21
i do honestly like playing this game its hard but not imposible and it makes the simple things feel like you just passed all your exsams

10/1 would hit the cabnit and break my had again

ps beast music is awsome
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SMBfrancis
1.1 hrs
Posted: August 20
Bon jeu Bon delire dans le style de Surgeon Simulator Peace ;)
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Pink Guy
4.0 hrs
Posted: August 20
Product received for free
God... This game is friking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
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Paramite
0.5 hrs
Posted: August 18
Product received for free
Ampu-Tea
1/10
Ciekawsze niż... Symulator Zamiatarki Ulic.
Gra jest po prostu niedopracowana.
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10 of 11 people (91%) found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
7.0 hrs on record
Posted: August 6
10% luck
20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure
50% pain
and 100% reason to spend 5 euros on a different game.
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4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
1.9 hrs on record
Posted: August 1
Product received for free
Lacks fun, lacks content, lacks proper controls, lacks proper physics even lacks a proper menu.
Only good thing about it is the idea.
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3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
4.6 hrs on record
Posted: August 5
Product received for free
Fun concept, flawed execution
This is a game where you make tea. You control a robo-arm and must pick up a teabag, put it in a cup, add hot water, then include any other stuff as instructed by a piece of paper, like sugar or milk. It sounded fun to me because I thought controlling the robo-arm would be amusing and challenging to some degree; unfortunately the controls, mouse feedback, and just about everything else actually, are way too broken for this game to be playable or taken seriously.

Some of the flaws

1) Objects weigh too little
Everything is as light as a feather. So when you even slightly touch them, they start to topple. This includes the hot water dispenser which is a huge bulky object. The "lightness" makes it virtually impossible to do anything.

2) The mouse is far too sensitive
Moving even 1mm (yes, you heard right - that's millimetres we're talking about) with your mouse results in a HUGE movement by the robo-arm, so much so that it's nigh impossible to move properly. You practically have to "tiptoe" with your mouse movement - like maybe 0.1mm or less per move. The same thing happens if you move too fast - the arm will zoom rapidly, knocking down everything in its path.

3) The fingers cannot grip properly
Forget trying to actually pick up the teacup or anything else for that matter - the hand and its fingers are practically useless - too "weak", and most of the time not angled correctly (wrist rotation only works sideways and not vertically). You'll have better luck with one of those claw machines in the arcade.

4) Buggy as hell
I managed to get a teabag into the teacup by pure luck. It was precariously balancing near the cup's edge, so I nudged it a little to make it enter the cup properly. Said teabag then "floated" in the centre of the cup - I made a screenshot of it (check my screenshots). And on another occasion, the British flag on the table got "impaled" by my fingers, so I ended up having to drag it around with me.

You're better off just smashing everything
Which is what I did, in total and utter frustration. The game ends if your robo-arm gets destroyed. Thank goodness.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.7 hrs on record
Posted: August 31
I honestly don't know what I was expecting with a PUN-ishing name like that. It has a Surgeon Simulator feel while lacking any real mission besides slamming around objects like a 10-year old after drinking a single can of Monster Energy Drink. Of course, the only thing stopping you from doing this sort of thing forever is how easy it is to break the prosthetic arm and the desire you get after a couple of minutes to play a better game. All-in-all, I wouldn't recommend this if you're over the age of 10.

'Nough said.
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3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
4.4 hrs on record
Posted: August 7
Product received for free
Even worse than Tea Party Simulator (oh, maybe because it was released earlier).
Why these games are even existing? :/ Don't answer me, I will never understand.
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5 of 8 people (63%) found this review helpful
Recommended
4.6 hrs on record
Posted: July 31
Product received for free
Come on it's not that bad.

Cons

  • Yeah, the camera sucks, you cannot move it and sometimes your cup get lost behind the water machine.
  • Your hand sometimes get bugged and you cannot do anything but wait
  • Let's not talk about graphics this time, okay?
  • I DON'T KNOW HOW I BROKE MY HAND SO MANY TIMES THAT EASILY

Pros

  • Hard af
  • It's kind of funny If you don't rage or you aren't the one raging
  • this game can help you to improve your patience, I'm not joking (I know someone who needs this badly, yeah it's you Jake ¬.¬)
  • Achievements are easy to get but Obsessive Tea Drinker


It's not that bad, anyway it's not that expensive Actually I got it for free in mass indiegala giveaway

For the Obsessive Tea Drinker achievement you can check this


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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
3.4 hrs on record
Posted: August 2
Product received for free
Look Like Tea PArty Simulator With Robotic Hand
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
1.5 hrs on record
Posted: August 3
lol. Pointless but funny game :D
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
4.7 hrs on record
Posted: August 12
Roblox is much better
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
6.4 hrs on record
Posted: August 28
Surgeon Simulator knock off, not worth it unless it's on sale. Also the sugar cubes are 1000% impossible to pickup >:(
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