The surgeon-simulator inspired Tea-making game is now available on Steam! Using the latest KS-001 Robo-Arm, you must practise making various types of tea.
User reviews: Mixed (402 reviews)
Release Date: 30 May, 2014
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About This Game

It’s time for rehabilitation! You’re a recovering amputee, fitted with the latest modern technology. The KS-001 Robo-arm is capable of delicate tasks – if used efficiently.

What better challenge for the son of an Earl than to make tea for his father?

Good luck son.

You'll need it.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP
    • Processor: 1.6ghz CPU
    • Memory: 1024 MB RAM
    • Graphics: All DX9+
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Hard Drive: 512 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7
    • Processor: 3.2 ghz CPU
    • Memory: 1024 MB RAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0a
    • Hard Drive: 512 MB available space
Helpful customer reviews
84 of 107 people (79%) found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record
Posted: 9 July
Worth playing if you picked up in a bundle. However, not worth the RRP. It's cheaply put together, has a bad interface and rather crummy gameplay. Stick with the more premium surgeon simulator; it will give you more laughs and has a more responsive control system for overall, better experience.

Pro tip: Flip the table and break your robot arm off for half the games achievements in 30 seconds.

3/10
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44 of 56 people (79%) found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
Posted: 6 October
"FIRMLY GRASP IT!"
-Patrick Star
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28 of 36 people (78%) found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Posted: 18 September
Made me giggle for a while, then began the rage. It is worth getting in a bundle/sale just for a laugh but definitely not worth the RRP.

One of the Achievements is to play it 500 times, I think I would lose my sanity before I ever got that Achievement.
Happy table flipping.
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21 of 26 people (81%) found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Posted: 14 August
This game is basically Surgeon simulator without all the funny parts. You have a table, robotic hand and a few things and your goal is to make a tea. That's all, there is nothing more, just put the things together. Most funny thing is breaking all the items. You can basically finish the game in 5 minutes (well maybe a little bit more, just because the controls are buggy). Definitely not worth 5 euro. Maybe if you find it in sale for 0,5 euro, buy it, because it has steam trading cards and you can get your money back, but otherwise stay away from this.
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40 of 66 people (61%) found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: 28 July
broke my hand off while making a cup of tea 10/10
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17 of 24 people (71%) found this review helpful
8.6 hrs on record
Posted: 18 November
This game taught me one thing, if you found out that it's hard to make a tea so you should use your hand to wipe everything off and flip a table down.

Very relaxing game about destroy somehing.
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16 of 24 people (67%) found this review helpful
1.3 hrs on record
Posted: 27 November
Things i broke:

- cups
- tea making facilities
- my hand
- my will

game of the year 10/10
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7 of 8 people (88%) found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
Posted: 22 December
I laughed, I cried, I broke my prostetic arm.

No tea was made.

$0.74 cents well spent.

10/10
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8 of 10 people (80%) found this review helpful
2.1 hrs on record
Posted: 8 July
The greatest tea-making simulator ever made. After multiple table flips, cup breaks, and faulty hands, I finally made myself a steamy cup of delicous tea. And I'm American. Also, why is there a severed horse head? Do you chaps in Britainland just have horse heads on your tea table? Glory to Arstotzka
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6 of 7 people (86%) found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
Posted: 19 December
I think I spent more time trying to find the best way to flip the table than actually making tea. In fact, I spent all of my time trying to find the best way to flip the table.
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5 of 6 people (83%) found this review helpful
15.2 hrs on record
Posted: 10 August
Very frustrating game, can be fun though, and takes a hell of a lot of skill. Once you learn how to move the hand and arm carefully though, you will be making cups of tea like a pro.

I enjoyed, and so did my daughter
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5 of 6 people (83%) found this review helpful
3.4 hrs on record
Posted: 23 August
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ibUifcZlsw&list=PLMKORIwiZJzjwEd-VQgoRmSvjBa7el4UA

God I love this game, Being british how can I not love a good cuppa.
Yes its stressful, infuriating and cause rage but at the same time you get such a sense of achievement when you actually get somewhere with it :)

+ Simple yet infuriating control system
+ It has Tea :)
+ Casual game that you can pick up and put down at will

- Simple yet infuriating control system
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4 of 5 people (80%) found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: 23 December
looks good and thats it
this game has a "creative" idea but no gameplay at all, its so hard and the game physics are not for this type of game ITS ♥♥♥♥ING IMPOSSIBLE TO GET A ♥♥♥♥ING MUG!
i have tried this before with a friend and we quited after a few minutes and after a few months I WAS HOPING FOR A UPDATE THAT COULD FIX THE GAME ITSELF!
i understand that this is a indie game but let's be honest here "one time experience" games like this should actually give you a good time (even if not much) and i enjoyed 0h out of this
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5 of 7 people (71%) found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Posted: 8 July
Muito legal esse joguinho, bem simples! Mas divertido, adorei. Só falta uma conquista, essa precisa jogar o jogo umas 500 vezes( poxa =( )
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5 of 7 people (71%) found this review helpful
2.1 hrs on record
Posted: 16 November
It's a decent game. although i will not pay 5€ for it that's why i paid half price on discount. If you wanna buy this game wait till it gets on a discount
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record
Posted: 25 December
Tea-rrible
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4 of 6 people (67%) found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: 12 October
If the controls were like Sergon simulator then the game would be fun. But these controls suck. They are so bad. Everything is in reverse. If the fingers close and open manually and are locked positioned it would be fine. The robot hand opens up if you let go of the keys. Not only do you have to aim with the arm, but you are limited on movement. If you are adjusting height, your hand is stuck in that position as you adjust, vertically you can not move horizontally or forwards/backwards. If they just copied and pasted the controls from the sergon game, it would be a fun game.

Also when you finally got your fingers around the cup handle, the game is so badly designed that your fingers clip through the handle if you jerk the mouse too fast. The cup falls to the floor. Game is unplayable with these controls.
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6 of 10 people (60%) found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
Posted: 16 July
i can fap with dis arm
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
Posted: 9 December
Wow, I never heard my pc video card make such a noise. It needs some love in that respect and control tweaking. You cant half grab with all fingers with current lay out imo. I have big hands or soemthing.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: 15 October
"Yeah, I know that the whole amputee thing really sucks, so to cheer you up, we decided that you should make all of the cups of tea. All of them. By yourself. With this new arm thing that you haven't even gotten used to and will probably break randomly from light stress. And we'll put all of the cups of tea on a shelf that you'll probably accidentally push over even when the table has more than enough space."
Worst. Job. Ever.

Also, that "500 plays" achievement thing is just too much. I mean, 100 is too much, but 500? Come on, this game isn't that good and you know it! In addition, it doesn't run offline.

All in all, not worth $5. Get it on sale, or in a bundle.
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